Ebil Necromancer and Moglin
Meheheh! It's my FAVORITE shop of the year - the Black Friday shop! Where we cut things in half, add more black, and give all you heroes with souls blacker than underworld mud the gear you want. But because I am SO EBIL, it's not going to stay around too long. You've got until December 8th to get these black beauties before I take'em back. Check back on Monday, too. Something tells me a Cyber Monday shop is coming then! Mehehehe!
Zorbak's Shops
Mehehe! Unlock all the FallenFire gear AND get a chance to win 1 of 350 prizes from Dage the Evil!
The raffle winners drawing will be held on Monday, December 1st, 2014! Prizes include:
50 heroes will win an exclusive sword by Dage the Evil and 10 million gold each
100 heroes will win a dual-wield version of the sword and 5 million gold each
200 heroes will win and exclusive cape of the sword and 1 million gold each
- FallenFire Token Shop
- Fallenfire Shop
Black Friday Gear?
Countdown to Black Friday Item Hunt
I've got gear for you, Hero. Now… if you're SMART you'll pay me for it. But if you want to spend time, energy, and HP potions hunting for it, be my guest. The more heroes who fall in battle, the more minions for my army! Mehehee! I'll add a new item to my shop each day through Friday.
Monday: get the Shadow Chaorruptor from Chaos Draconians in Mount Doomskull
Tuesday: get the ShadowBlast Flames from Vordred in the EpicVordred map
Wednesday: get the Obsidian Frostreaver from the Trigoras in the Trigoras map
Thursday: get the Royal ShadowBlade from the Gargoyles in the Castle
Friday: get the Dark Phoenix Blade from the Red Dragon in Lair
- Zorbak's Gear
- Black Friday Shop
- Cyber Monday
Ebil Necromancer Moglin
Psst - hey, kid! Yeah, you! Come over here for a second. I have important work to do, but since I'm stuck here in this cage, I'm going to need an assistant. I'll pay ya!
- Zorbak's Quests
Ebil Necromancer and Moglin
Mehehe! I bet I know who YOU are… you're a Hero. I can smell you a mile away. (Literally. You smell like dragonsmoke. Ugh.) If YOU help ME find all the royal goodies the Princess dropped while flying around and bring'em back to me, I'll show you how to get to Artix and Robina.
(Hint: Click on Blue Arrows to pick up quest items.)
- Zorbak's Quests
After completing the 'Recover Royal Gear' quest:
Ebil Necromancer and Moglin
Meh! That was pretty good. But I bet you'll be able to do better soon. And if you don't… I can always use a new undead minion! Mehehe! Now if you want to keep going, push the rock on the wall behind me. It's supposed to be a secret door, but I can't turn the glow off.
Ebil Necromancer and Moglin
Mehehe! Don't even TRY to get into my… Special room, Hero. You can't handle it and besides, you have better things to do. What? Meh. If you REALLY want to get into the room, you might be able to. But I doubt it. Better you just head to the Tower of Necromancy. The road on the upper left in the middle of the swamp will take you there.
Where should I go?
You should proceed to the Tower of Necromancy which is beyond the swamp near here.
- Zorbak's Revenge
At Screen 1:
Necromancer, Leader of the Dracolich Legion aka The Amityvillain
Mehehehe! It's about time you got here! It's been YEARS since the last time I had you play nanny to baby dracoliches… and I need you to play nursemaid again. You're not too GOOD to save a few bony babies, right? Meh. That's what I thought! So you should LOVE re-living your adventures in baby-sitting. Go find Bob, that shiftless cosplayer I hired. He'll guide you from there.
Talk
Stop staring at me like that. Meh - you'd never look suspicious if TWILLY wanted you to take care of a bunch of annoying little bonebags. I thought you LIKED this kind of thing. So go. Conventionate. Help train the baby dragons, or whatever it is you do when you're not slaying dragons..[[/size]]
At Screen 13:
Necromancer, Leader of the Dracolich Legion aka The Amityvillain
I wanted an army of dracoliches. Remember that? Zombies, dravir, and dragon eggs. Good times, right? Meh. I hate good times. But you go play with these cosplayers I hired to help you relive the good ol' days. Don't say I never gave you nothing.
Talk
EVERY. TIME. YOU help me. Things go wrong. Wise up and check yoself before you wreck yo'self… and my plans.
- Zorbak's Quests
At Screen 14:
Necromancer, Leader of the Dracolich Legion aka The Amityvillain
I still say the AmityVillain was a good title but meh. Necromancer will always strike fear into the hearts of you pathetic heroes. Look at you… couldn't even take a house away from a teenage girl so I could have a new Hideout. Useless!
Talk
EVERY. TIME. YOU help me. Things go wrong. Wise up and check yoself before you wreck yo'self… and my plans.
- Zorbak's Quests
At Screen 15:
Necromancer, Leader of the Dracolich Legion aka The Amityvillain
And then those jealous numbskulls thought they could strong-arm me into giving up my horde, remember? Pffft, as if. When I want a thing, I take it. And if I can't TAKE it… I MAKE it.
Talk
EVERY. TIME. YOU help me. Things go wrong. Wise up and check yoself before you wreck yo'self… and my plans.
- Zorbak's Quests
At Screen 16:
Necromancer, Leader of the Dracolich Legion aka The Amityvillain
Mehehehe! But I showed ALL of them - jealous boneheads, that upstart teen, and the vamp Queen.. Me and my horde of baby dracoliches would have RULED Amityvale… until you messed up and got them gag adopted into good homes. Meeeeeh. But now they're HERE, and they'll be MINE. Again! cough I mean, they'll have a good TIME. Again!
Talk
EVERY. TIME. YOU help me. Things go wrong. Wise up and check yoself before you wreck yo'self… and my plans.
- Zorbak's Quests
CEO of EbilCorp
Listen up, Hero. You're going to need to kill every creature with that stupid E on them if you want to save your game and your 4th birthday party. Meh, I know. That's a lot of work just for cake. But it'll be worth it once you're in the Underground lab celebrating. When your done here, head to the Game Portal. You've got to save ALL the games to start the party. Oh, and I "borrowed" some EbilCorp gear to help you blend in. Mehehe!
- Zorbak's Quests
- AE Event Rares Shop
- EC Event Rares
Ebil Necromancer Moglin
Psst - hey, kid! Yeah, you! Come over here for a second. I have important work to do, but since I'm stuck here in this cage, I'm going to need an assistant. I'll pay ya!
- Zorbak's Quests
Ebil Necromancer Moglin
Don't mind us, we're just chilling while you do ALL the work. Well, what are you waiting for? Get back to Aurelio Voltaire!
Ebil Necromancer Moglin
Psst - hey, kid! Yeah, you! Come over here for a second. I have important work to do. Like not getting crushed by that meat-eor. Meheheh. Now that I’m free, I can’t spend all my time doing low-level adventurer work. I need you to help rebuild the town, then get to work on MY tasks. What’re ya waiting for? Slay the giant ChickenCow, serve it to me for dinner, then get to work on my other quests!
- Zorbak's Quests
100% Ebil Moglin
Meh… have a nice trip? See you next fall! Meh heh heh. Oh yeah, some giant RED DRAGON is attacking the town of Battleon up the road. I hear it has the Princess too! Any hero dumb enough to go on that quest is going to get one HUGE reward from the King!
Zorbak
So, you made it this far? Mehehe. I knew you would. It's always the heroes who get in my way the most that stick around the longest. Meh. I've got some things for you to do Since any problems with finishing them.
- Pizza Hutch House Shop
- Zorbak's Quests
Ebil Moglin
Mehehe! Your #1 task is to complete Sir Prise's #2 best prank. Walk up to the outhouse to see it!
Afterwards, you can return to your silly tutorial by going left, from where you came.
Ebil Necromancer Moglin
Mehehe! I knew you'd show up eventually. Yeah, that's right. I tricked that mangy furball's fairies into trapping themselves. A little glitter, a bit of rare DaisyDust, and BAM, I slammed the door shut. Now they're MINE.
Yeah, no
Ugh. You couldn't out-Evil me if you had a Doom weapon take over your body.
But why?
I have some… things… I need to get from the Zorbak in DragonFable's timeline. For a… Craft Project. Involving the Undead and Arcangrove. You wouldn't care about the details. I needed someone to ferry (or FAIRY! Mehehe) it across the timestream for me without anyone getting suspicious.
So, smuggling
Mehehe. Exactly. I drew up this nice, ironclad contract. I even signed it for Quibble to save time. But when I came to collect them, he was all "Nooooooo. Fairies are independent agents yadda yadda need them for his own smuggling blah blah blah schedule to keep boo hoo hoo" …: So I tricked them and trapped them (Fairies can't pass up a chance to snag a bag of DaisyDust. Mehehe). I would have let them go if they agreed to carry my… nevermind.
Really
Aaaaand maybe after they got back to me, I was going to sell them to Jemini, the Time-Traveling Thief to fund the next phase of my… Project.
Denied
Fine. Take the fairies. I can't stop you anyway, can I? You heroes, all you want is gear. You don't care where it comes from or who's plots you interrupt to get it. BAH. I need that cage to hold a flock of pre-dead baby drickens, anyways.
Anything Else?
Mehehehe. Watch your step when you go through that portal. I only needed BABY Drickens for my… project.
Ebil Moglin
Oh, come on. You know that was fun. I was never REALLY scared. I just wanted to give you guys a more immersive experience!
Ebil Moglin Necromancer… 20 Years Old (next year)
Artix Entertainment's 20th Anniversary? Mehehehe not too shabby. Twilly's 20th Birthday? That'll get one Meh from me. The real party starts when I turn the big Two-Oh next year.
Not Really Apologetic
Hey hey hey, now. Talk about barging in uninvited. A necromancer needs his privacy when he's rebuilding the innocent. But since you're here… meh, bring that cowering little yellow rejected-rabbit a slice of the fishcake. He might be annoying, but WOW did he ever made me a load of dough. And I'm not talkin' pizza dough, if you know what I mean.
Zorbak…
What? He had no idea what a gold-mine he was sitting on with this Pizza-and-Arcade shack. But I bet we could make even MORE money if some *ahem* unexpected tragedy were to strike. We could build this place bigger, better… might even need to hire some security guards. Whaddaya say? Would you be up for a career change? Mehehehe!
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