Locations/Replays:
«Scene: Throne of Darkness meeting place»
Throne of Darkness
ZIRI & THE FLYING BACON CAT CLOUD PALACE
IT'S TIME TO GET ZIRI-OUS!
Mysterious Figure: Ziri, you said you made <Hero> DEAD!?
Ziri: Yup! Wished <him/her> dead right on the spot.
Mysterious Figure: And you're sure ANYTHING you wish for instantly becomes true?
Ziri: Ziri's a one-man Make a Wish Foundation.
Vaden: BUT YOU'RE A SNEEVIL.
Ziri: Quiet, Vaden! Ziri's not like those other box junkies.
Ziri: Ziri is different.
«Screen appears with a silhouette of Ziri's head and the words "THINK ZIRI"»
Ziri: ZIRI'S WISHES ARE THE BEST!
Scarletta: Are you just crazy, or do you actually believe what you're saying?
Ziri: Hee hee… WHY NOT BOTH?
Vaden: ARE YOU GOING TO TELL US HOW YOU KILLED <Hero> OR NOT SNEEVIL?
Ziri: Gasp!
Ziri: Ziri wishes you had a widdle Frogzard arm so you can't even do pushups!
«Vaden's arm turns into a Frogzard's arm in a puff of purple smoke»
Ziri: And Ziri wishes you talked in all lowercase because OMG what is wrong with your caps lock!?
«A puff of purple smoke surrounds Vaden»
Vaden: why you little… i am going to…
Xeight: Ziri!!! Why are you being so rude?
Ziri: What? Ugh! Ziri wished you'd grow up!
«Xeight becomes 18 again»
All except Ziri and Mysterious Figure: !!!!
Ziri: It's too stuffy in this dank castle… ZiRI WISHES WE WERE AT…
Ziri: THE BEACH!
«The scene changes to a beach, and everyone is wearing beach apparel, except for the Mysterious Figure, who is just carrying an umbrella.»
Pax: GAH! You little green snot… I wish you'd just shut up!
Ziri: No! Ziri wishes YOU'D shut up!
«Puff of purple smoke on Pax»
Pax: I can only use canned chat.
Pax: I can only use canned chat.
Pax: I can only use canned chat.
All except Ziri: !!!
Ziri: OK! Listen up, everyone… THIS is Ziri's story!
Ziri: It starts in Yulgar's Inn…
Ziri: Where Ziri went to confront <Hero>… Personally!
«Scene fades»
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