Your Own NPC


Note: Also see Here We Go Again.

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Sekt: And that is when <Hero> met the weirdest, most unexpected quest-giver ever!

All except Sekt and Mysterious Figure: FINALLY!

Sekt: Who was…
Sekt: <Hero>!

All except Sekt and Mysterious Figure: Wait, what?

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Hero: Well… this just got awkward.

Hero: Oh. Well, I guess this makes sense.

Hero: Is this one of those things where I have to fight myself?

Hero: Uhhh… no.

Hero: Then who are you?

Hero: I'm actually… you. The real you.

Hero: No you're not! I'M the real me!

Hero: Listen, I'm still trying to figure this out…
Hero: …but I was standing right where you are just a couple cutscenes ago.
Hero: And we had this exact same conversation.

Hero: Ok, let's assume I believe you…
Hero: And you're NOT some evil doppelganger here to take my place…

Hero: We're trapped inside Sekt's 4th dimensional pyramid.

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Hero: How do we get out?

Hero: I don't know yet. But there are levers all over this place.
Hero: And by pulling them, we seem to be changing the structure of the Pyramid.
Hero: I know this is really weird, so I'm just gonna give the same quests I remember the other version of me giving, when I was standing where you're standing.

Ziri: Whoa whoa whoa whoa, TIME OUT!

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Ziri: What the actual heck is going on here? <Hero> is giving quests to <himself/herself>?

Xeight: I told you! The 4th dimension is time!
Xeight: So, yes. <Hero> became <his/her> own quest-giver.

Scarletta: Well, this is getting interesting. Please continue.

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