«Scene: Inside the Cursed Item Shop»
Hero: Hey! Excuse me! Is anyone here?
Hero: I heard there was an expert here who could help me identify what's in this box!
Dr. Dryden Darkwood: Why yes, hello there! My name is Dr. Dryden Darkwood, and this is my assistant Skudly.
Skudly: Shud Skudly smash da humie now?
Dr. Dryden Darkwood: Oh my, heavens no, Skudly. This is a potential valued customer.
Hero: I heard the shopkeeper here is an expert on cursed artifacts!
Dr. Dryden Darkwood: Indeed, I am! The world renowned expert on the cursed, forbidden, dark and mysterious.
Hero: Great! I was hoping you could take a look at what I have in this box.
Dr. Dryden Darkwood: I'd be delighted. Simply walk over here to the other end of the store.
Dr. Dryden Darkwood: Please mind that everything in this shop is QUITE rare and VERY expensive.
Dr. Dryden Darkwood: As the saying goes…
Dr. Dryden Darkwood: You break it, you buy it.