Yes, Ma'am's Quests

Quest Location: Chairman Platinum's Evolving Environmental Art Gallery
Quests Begun From: Yes, Ma'am
Note: These quests can only be completed once.

Going Going Is Bananas

Observe. A lush forest environment created by Chairman Platinum. The fauna are just as realistic as the flora, with the Chairman's own… realism-based style. The GorillAIphants' aggression is quite realistic as well. Perhaps too much. I ask that you subdue them before we continue.

+ When Completed

Expect the bill for damages incurred by tomorrow. I only asked you to subdue the Chairman's artwork, not destroy it. Ebilcorp is not responsible for any injuries or damage to the exhibits caused by your lack of skill.

Items Required:

• GorillAIphant Fleas x6,656
  • Dropped by GorillAIphant

Rewards:

• 1,001 Gold
• 1,010 Exp

Your FrAInds!

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

Walking further to the right will take you to our urban shopping environment. Go on, have a chat with Robina and Artix. They're prepared to make you feel like you actually have friends. Don't mind the lack of a mall entrance. The Ebil AI will generate one once we obtain more "references."

+ When Completed

Hmm… I'll make a note that the current iterations weren't convincing enough. We'll have to incinerate these versions, and ask Chairman Platinum to 'create' several more. How disappointing. I was certain that steali-er, obtaining material from the other games would hasten the process.

Items Required:

• Talk to RobinAI x1
  • Talk to RobinAI the Hood
• Talk to AIrtix x1
  • Talk to AIrtix

Rewards:

• 0 Gold
• 1 Exp

Green Soy Fodder

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

We filled the mall with clones to refine our flat loiterer generation process. Unfortunately, they're packed too closely at the moment to simulate a real outside experience, and perceive a shoulder bump as a way to initiate a fight. How disgusting. Trash these failures. I can't have them damaging the landscape.

+ When Completed

I see what the problem was. They're behaving aggressively at a simple touch because we fed monsters to our AI. Chairman Platinum will be informed, and engineer heads are going to roll. How could they embarrass EbilCorp like this?

Items Required:

• Clone Core x78,324
  • Dropped by:
    • AI Clones (1)
    • AI Clones (2)
    • AI Clones (3)

Rewards:

• 6,762 Gold
• 8,342 Exp

WIPs

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

What in the… I see. It seems that someone fed Works-In-Progress to the Ebil AI. It must have confused mouse cursors for environmental fixtures, and scattered them across Chairman Platinum's masterpiece. You! Grab them, give them to me, and let us never speak of this again. I'll compensate you with a muffin basket.

+ When Completed

Tsk, the presence of cursors means that the original artist's signatures and watermarks could appear. Note to self: create a team for the sole purpose of developing technology that can remove them. Hm? Don't you know how rude it is to look over someone's shoulder? I'll report you for corporate espionage- and you can forget about the muffins, too.

Items Required:

• Mouse Cursor x4
  • Click on the blue arrows on Screen 1

Rewards:

• 5 Gold
• 5 Exp

Anatomical Nightmare

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

Moving past the mall, you will find yourself in *gasp* the midst of a Shadowscythe invasion. The horror. Experience what it's like to be a real adventurer by slaying these…skeletons. Their odd appearance is on purpose, of course. They're supposed to be strange because they're Evil.

+ When Completed

We've emptied thousands of cemeteries to feed the Ebil AI. How does it keep getting the number of bones wrong, and why does it piece them together like a toddler? This is simply ridiculous. How many times do I have to…oh, there you are. Are you enjoying the adrenaline rush?

Items Required:

• Ribs x45,663
  • Dropped by Ununskellingdens

Rewards:

• 16,832 Gold
• 15,474 Exp

Dead Eyed

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

Well, would you look at that? It's the Empress of the Shadowscythe herself. It appears she wants to meet her new minion. Wait a minute… is that one of ours? I doubt it- she seems a tad too 'girly girl' to fit into the Invasion area's aesthetic. Occupy yourself by talking to both of them… I have to have a word with the General Manager.

+ When Completed

Ah, so Sally is a visitor. I knew there wouldn't be such an inconsistency in one of the Chairman's most developed maps. Why are you rolling your eyes like a child? Are you accusing us of failing to do our research? Best watch yourself. Our legal team would classify your comments as baseless slander.

Items Required:

• Talk to GrAIvelyn x1
  • Talk to GrAIvelyn
• Talk to Sally x1
  • Talk to Sally

Rewards:

• 0 Gold
• 24 Exp

Unspecified Seafood

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

Now enter the Empress' fortress and look in awe at her…aquarium. Tsk, the Ebil AI strung the wrong locations together again. It even interpreted the "fish" prompt incorrectly, and made living filets. Argh, get rid of them before the Chairman finds out!

+ When Completed

AI-Generated Food… what a novel concept. Why rely on cooks or books when EbilCorp could make recipes with a single click? How hard can such an idea be to - stop pointing at the fish. I will lop that finger right off if you don't stop pointing.

Items Required:

• Fishy Scales x12,543
  • Dropped by Fish (Monster)

Rewards:

• 16,573 Gold
• 7,343 Exp

Too Literal

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

Ah, so the AI has placed Warlic and Cysero's interpretations underwater. Considering that Warlic is the Blue Mage, it only makes sense for him and his friend to be here. Why? Because water is blue, obviously. If you doubt our logic, perhaps a conversation will help you understand the quality of our designs.

+ When Completed

Ah, I see. Cysero is meant to be 'mad' as in 'silly', not 'angry'. Duly noted…but I still don't understand your dissatisfaction with our Warlic model. He is a mage, and he is, quite obviously, wearing blue. That is the extent of the information we can acquire on him… until we find a way to break into his sealed libraries, that is.

Items Required:

• Talk to WAIrlic x1
  • Talk to WAIrlic
• Talk to CAI-Sero x1
  • Talk to Cai-sero

Rewards:

• 643 Gold
• 77 Exp

Oversaturation

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

Ow! Did one of the fish just bite me? And why are the skeletons banging their heads on the walls? You! Destroy these malfunctioning specimens before they bring the entire gallery down! I need to make some calls, and figure out what's going on.

+ When Completed

I just got off the phone with the engineers. The Ebil AI Blender is overloading, and churning out too many monsters. This is a disaster!

Items Required:

• Tun Flavoring x1
  • Dropped by Fish (Monster)
• Femurs x875,844
  • Dropped by Ununskellingdens

Rewards:

• 26,878 Gold
• 7,634 Exp

Pull the Plug

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

Agh! One of my high heels snapped while we were escaping from the monsters. Enough of this! Go past the underwater cave, and pull the plug on that stupid Blender. Break your tacky friends out of the tank, too, for all I care! I'll pin the blame on someone else… just GO!

+ When Completed

Chairman Platinum's going to have all our heads on a platter, but this wasn't my fault. I was mitigating the damage. First rule of corporate survival, always cover your butt.

Items Required:

• Ebil AI Blender Deactivated x1
  • Dropped by Ebil AI Blender

Rewards:

• 7,432 Gold
• 10,101 Exp

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Quest Location: Chairman Platinum's Evolving Environmental Art Gallery
Quests Begun From: Yes, Ma'am
Requirement: Must have completed the 'Pull the Plug' quest.

Gathering Evidence

The Evolving Environment Art Gallery is still open, but it can't possibly impress potential investors in this state. As thanks for earlier, I'll extend a special offer to you: help me clean up, and you'll be reimbursed for your time. All you have to do is wrangle the skeletons and fish, and make sure that the Blender doesn't wake up again.

+ When Completed

Did I just see you stuff company property into your bag? What are you planning on…. Urgh, I have the worst migraine right now. You know what? Keep it. Taking inventory is someone else's job, and the EbilCorp complementary tap water we get isn't enough to make me care.

Items Required:

• AI Learning Algorithm x1,643,631 (Stacks up to 27,528,340)
  • Dropped by Ebil AI Blender
• Blurry Teeth x94,543 (Stacks up to 945,430)
  • Dropped by Ununskellingdens
• Wet Sashimi x64,731 (Stacks up to 647,310)
  • Dropped by Fish (Monster)

Rewards:

• 2,535 Gold
• 6,225 Exp

You will receive one of the following items:

• Epic Item Name x92
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• Epic Item Name x92
• Epic Item Name x92
• Epic Item Name x92

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