Yes, Ma'am's Quests

_{Jump to: Chairman Platinum's Evolving Environmental Art Gallery, Ebil Mega Mall.}

Quest Location: Chairman Platinum's Evolving Environmental Art Gallery
Quests Begun From: Yes, Ma'am
Note: These quests can only be completed once.

Going Going Is Bananas

Observe. A lush forest environment created by Chairman Platinum. The fauna are just as realistic as the flora, with the Chairman's own… realism-based style. The GorillAIphants' aggression is quite realistic as well. Perhaps too much. I ask that you subdue them before we continue.

+ When Completed

Expect the bill for damages incurred by tomorrow. I only asked you to subdue the Chairman's artwork, not destroy it. Ebilcorp is not responsible for any injuries or damage to the exhibits caused by your lack of skill.

Items Required:

• GorillAIphant Fleas x6,656
  • Dropped by GorillAIphant

Rewards:

• 1,001 Gold
• 1,010 Exp

Your FrAInds!

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

Walking further to the right will take you to our urban shopping environment. Go on, have a chat with Robina and Artix. They're prepared to make you feel like you actually have friends. Don't mind the lack of a mall entrance. The Ebil AI will generate one once we obtain more "references."

+ When Completed

Hmm… I'll make a note that the current iterations weren't convincing enough. We'll have to incinerate these versions, and ask Chairman Platinum to 'create' several more. How disappointing. I was certain that steali-er, obtaining material from the other games would hasten the process.

Items Required:

• Talk to RobinAI x1
  • Talk to RobinAI the Hood
• Talk to AIrtix x1
  • Talk to AIrtix

Rewards:

• 0 Gold
• 1 Exp

Green Soy Fodder

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

We filled the mall with clones to refine our flat loiterer generation process. Unfortunately, they're packed too closely at the moment to simulate a real outside experience, and perceive a shoulder bump as a way to initiate a fight. How disgusting. Trash these failures. I can't have them damaging the landscape.

+ When Completed

I see what the problem was. They're behaving aggressively at a simple touch because we fed monsters to our AI. Chairman Platinum will be informed, and engineer heads are going to roll. How could they embarrass EbilCorp like this?

Items Required:

• Clone Core x78,324
  • Dropped by:
    • AI Clones (1)
    • AI Clones (2)
    • AI Clones (3)

Rewards:

• 6,762 Gold
• 8,342 Exp

WIPs

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

What in the… I see. It seems that someone fed Works-In-Progress to the Ebil AI. It must have confused mouse cursors for environmental fixtures, and scattered them across Chairman Platinum's masterpiece. You! Grab them, give them to me, and let us never speak of this again. I'll compensate you with a muffin basket.

+ When Completed

Tsk, the presence of cursors means that the original artist's signatures and watermarks could appear. Note to self: create a team for the sole purpose of developing technology that can remove them. Hm? Don't you know how rude it is to look over someone's shoulder? I'll report you for corporate espionage- and you can forget about the muffins, too.

Items Required:

• Mouse Cursor x4
  • Click on the blue arrows on Screen 1

Rewards:

• 5 Gold
• 5 Exp

Anatomical Nightmare

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

Moving past the mall, you will find yourself in *gasp* the midst of a Shadowscythe invasion. The horror. Experience what it's like to be a real adventurer by slaying these…skeletons. Their odd appearance is on purpose, of course. They're supposed to be strange because they're Evil.

+ When Completed

We've emptied thousands of cemeteries to feed the Ebil AI. How does it keep getting the number of bones wrong, and why does it piece them together like a toddler? This is simply ridiculous. How many times do I have to…oh, there you are. Are you enjoying the adrenaline rush?

Items Required:

• Ribs x45,663
  • Dropped by UNUNSkellingdens

Rewards:

• 16,832 Gold
• 15,474 Exp

Dead Eyed

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

Well, would you look at that? It's the Empress of the Shadowscythe herself. It appears she wants to meet her new minion. Wait a minute… is that one of ours? I doubt it- she seems a tad too 'girly girl' to fit into the Invasion area's aesthetic. Occupy yourself by talking to both of them… I have to have a word with the General Manager.

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Ah, so Sally is a visitor. I knew there wouldn't be such an inconsistency in one of the Chairman's most developed maps. Why are you rolling your eyes like a child? Are you accusing us of failing to do our research? Best watch yourself. Our legal team would classify your comments as baseless slander.

Items Required:

• Talk to GrAIvelyn x1
  • Talk to GrAIvelyn
• Talk to Sally x1
  • Talk to Sally

Rewards:

• 0 Gold
• 24 Exp

Unspecified Seafood

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

Now enter the Empress' fortress and look in awe at her…aquarium. Tsk, the Ebil AI strung the wrong locations together again. It even interpreted the "fish" prompt incorrectly, and made living filets. Argh, get rid of them before the Chairman finds out!

+ When Completed

AI-Generated Food… what a novel concept. Why rely on cooks or books when EbilCorp could make recipes with a single click? How hard can such an idea be to - stop pointing at the fish. I will lop that finger right off if you don't stop pointing.

Items Required:

• Fishy Scales x12,543
  • Dropped by Fish (Monster)

Rewards:

• 16,573 Gold
• 7,343 Exp

Too Literal

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

Ah, so the AI has placed Warlic and Cysero's interpretations underwater. Considering that Warlic is the Blue Mage, it only makes sense for him and his friend to be here. Why? Because water is blue, obviously. If you doubt our logic, perhaps a conversation will help you understand the quality of our designs.

+ When Completed

Ah, I see. Cysero is meant to be 'mad' as in 'silly', not 'angry'. Duly noted…but I still don't understand your dissatisfaction with our Warlic model. He is a mage, and he is, quite obviously, wearing blue. That is the extent of the information we can acquire on him… until we find a way to break into his sealed libraries, that is.

Items Required:

• Talk to WAIrlic x1
  • Talk to WAIrlic
• Talk to CAI-Sero x1
  • Talk to Cai-sero

Rewards:

• 643 Gold
• 77 Exp

Oversaturation

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

Ow! Did one of the fish just bite me? And why are the skeletons banging their heads on the walls? You! Destroy these malfunctioning specimens before they bring the entire gallery down! I need to make some calls, and figure out what's going on.

+ When Completed

I just got off the phone with the engineers. The Ebil AI Blender is overloading, and churning out too many monsters. This is a disaster!

Items Required:

• Tun Flavoring x1
  • Dropped by Fish (Monster)
• Femurs x875,844
  • Dropped by Ununskellingdens

Rewards:

• 26,878 Gold
• 7,634 Exp

Pull the Plug

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

Agh! One of my high heels snapped while we were escaping from the monsters. Enough of this! Go past the underwater cave, and pull the plug on that stupid Blender. Break your tacky friends out of the tank, too, for all I care! I'll pin the blame on someone else… just GO!

+ When Completed

Chairman Platinum's going to have all our heads on a platter, but this wasn't my fault. I was mitigating the damage. First rule of corporate survival, always cover your butt.

Items Required:

• Ebil AI Blender Deactivated x1
  • Dropped by Ebil AI Blender

Rewards:

• 7,432 Gold
• 10,101 Exp

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Quest Location: Chairman Platinum's Evolving Environmental Art Gallery
Quests Begun From: Yes, Ma'am
Requirement: Must have completed the 'Pull the Plug' quest.

Gathering Evidence

The Evolving Environment Art Gallery is still open, but it can't possibly impress potential investors in this state. As thanks for earlier, I'll extend a special offer to you: help me clean up, and you'll be reimbursed for your time. All you have to do is wrangle the skeletons and fish, and make sure that the Blender doesn't wake up again.

+ When Completed

Did I just see you stuff company property into your bag? What are you planning on…. Urgh, I have the worst migraine right now. You know what? Keep it. Taking inventory is someone else's job, and the EbilCorp complementary tap water we get isn't enough to make me care.

Items Required:

• AI Learning Algorithm x1,643,631 (Stacks up to 27,528,340)
  • Dropped by Ebil AI Blender
• Blurry Teeth x94,543 (Stacks up to 945,430)
  • Dropped by UNUNSkellingdens
• Wet Sashimi x64,731 (Stacks up to 647,310)
  • Dropped by Fish (Monster)

Rewards:

• 2,535 Gold
• 6,225 Exp

You will receive one of the following items:

• Epic Item Name x92
• Epic Item Name x92
• Epic Item Name x92
• Epic Item Name x92
• Epic Item Name x92
• Epic Item Name x92
• Epic Item Name x92
• Epic Item Name x92
• Epic Item Name x92
• Epic Item Name x92
• Epic Item Name x92
• Epic Item Name x92
• Epic Item Name x92
• Epic Item Name x92
• Epic Item Name x92
• Epic Item Name x92
• Epic Item Name x92
• Epic Item Name x92
• Epic Item Name x92

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Quest Location: Ebil Mega Mall
Quests Begun From: Yes, Ma'am
Note: These quests can only be completed once.

Vendebils

An ideal worker covers all their bases. Empty the Vending Machines in case any of them contain the Golden Mogugu. Don't insert any cards. We scan those to store your personal information. Just break the machines open.

+ When Completed

No sign of the Golden Mogugu, and these cans are so dull. We should invest in shiny capsules or claw machines. Ah, I love their three-pronged grippers. My arthritis-ridden grandfather has a stronger grip than those 'claws.'

Items Required:

• Canned Toy x60
  • Dropped by Vending Machine (Level 50)

Rewards:

• 5,000 Gold
• 21,000 Exp

Bad Batch

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

Some of our customers dumped their rare Mogugus in front of the fountain. 'Rare' is just an attractively marketable name. These reds and blues are the most common variety and have the least value. Do away with them. They're tripping hazards.

+ When Completed

Thousands of years from now, archaeologists will find these Mogugus in mass graves. Our bones will eventually turn to dust, but the plastics these Mogugus are made of? They'll be here forever. Isn't that inspiring?

Items Required:

• Rare Mogugu x15
  • Dropped by:
    • Mogugu (1)
    • Mogugu (2)

Rewards:

• 5,000 Gold
• 21,000 Exp

Deal Camper

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

Tsk, you should have arrived earlier. The Deal Hunters camped outside the mall three days ago in preparation for the next Mogugu shipment. 'Gently convince' these fellows to give us their spots.

+ When Completed

Whenever we launch a new product, folks line up, and it wraps around the block twice. I hire professional Chairman Platinum Impersonators to give each of them a handshake. It's a picture perfect photo opportunity.

Items Required:

• Mega Sale Haul x15
  • Dropped by Deal Hunter (Monster)

Rewards:

• 5,000 Gold
• 21,000 Exp

Questing Quencher

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

The Manley Goblets from the last craze have spilled all over the floor. What a waste! We could melt them down to make more. I'll pay you to collect them for me. Obviously, I can't risk getting lead poisoning.

+ When Completed

Manley Goblets aren't making headlines anymore, but they've quietly become a staple in well-to-do homes. That's the best outcome a product with twenty different accessories can hope for. I recommend the tiny sweater cozies you can dress your goblet with.

Items Required:

• Manley Goblets x6
  • Click on the blue arrows on Screens 3 and 4

Rewards:

• 0 Gold
• 4,000 Exp

Free PR

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

The Deal Hunters are causing a ruckus, attempting to sell each other blind boxes with common Mogugus. All this fuss over mutual scamming is getting loud enough to draw attention. We'll get caught up in it if you don't handle the situation.

+ When Completed

If this had happened anywhere else, the board and I would be over the moon. Any publicity is good publicity. Even if this humiliating scuffle makes people point and laugh, it still spreads knowledge of our product to the intended demographic.

Items Required:

• Common Mogugu x10
  • Dropped by:
    • Mogugu (1)
    • Mogugu (2)
• Deal Scam x5
  • Dropped by Deal Hunter (Monster)

Rewards:

• 5,000 Gold
• 21,000 Exp

Artificial Demand

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

We've made it to the front of the line, but the Scalpers are crowding the entrance. EbilCorp hired them to artificially increase Mogugu demand. Inform them that their services aren't needed anymore. Do so with force. It's necessary.

+ When Completed

The strategies Ebil Corp employs are high-risk, high-reward for all parties involved. In the event that one of the Scalpers leaks company information, we eliminate all of them and onboard new hires. Why waste resources on an internal investigation?

Items Required:

• Scalpers Fired x15
  • Dropped by:
    • Scalper (1)
    • Scalper (2)

Rewards:

• 5,000 Gold
• 21,000 Exp

Instant Euphoria

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

We've cleared the line. Head inside the Mogugu Mania storefront, and capture the Super Rare Mogugus. Perhaps the golden model is among them. Do it quickly before security realizes we're here.

+ When Completed

None of those were the Mogugu we were looking for. Just looking at the promotional material in the store is getting on my nerves. Why "Super Super Rare" instead of "Ultra Rare?" It's snappier, and UR sounds more attractive than SSR.

Items Required:

• Super Rare Mogugu x1
  • Dropped by:
    • Mogugu (3)
    • Mogugu (4)

Rewards:

• 5,000 Gold
• 21,000 Exp

Please Hold

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

I've unlocked the back door. Head down the hall towards the manufacturing facilities. You'll run into our Customer Support representatives. They will shoot to kill on sight. I recommend striking first.

+ When Completed

If a customer has questions or concerns, retail is advised to escort them to the back. Customer Support takes over from there. They're very efficient, but do tend to overuse the company's incinerator.

Items Required:

• Customer Support Tag x5
  • Dropped by Customer Support

Rewards:

• 50,000 Gold
• 21,000 Exp

De-unioned

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

Allow me to reveal the source of all Mogugus. Nesting in our manufacturing facilities is the Mogugudra. Defeating it will halt Mogugu production, and give me the opportunity to find and destroy the Golden Mogugu. The craze ends here.

+ When Completed

We have successfully 'girl bossed' our way to success. Hmm, what would be a suitable equivalent for Chairman Platinum's uses? He's going to ask about it.

Items Required:

• Mogugudra Defeated x1
  • Dropped by Mogugudra

Rewards:

• 10,000 Gold
• 42,000 Exp

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Quest Location: Ebil Mega Mall
Quests Begun From: Yes, Ma'am
Requirements: Must have completed the 'De-unioned' quest.

Twillimination

The asset's heads are growing back faster than our employees can harvest them. You. Snip one of its heads off, and we'll let you keep it as payment. It could grow into a Super Rare Mogugu, and auctioning it off could pay for a new house.

+ When Completed

Just a basic rare Mogugu Head. That won't sell for much. If the asset continues to perform this poorly, then I'm going to have to arrange a termination meeting. Or, we could just dump the Mogugudra in the woods like the rest of our junk.

Items Required:

• Mogugudra Head x1 (Stacks up to 10)
  • Dropped by Mogugudra

Rewards:

• 2,000 Gold
• 4,000 Exp

You may also receive, at random:

• Common Mogugu x1
• Super Rare Mogugu x1
• Super Super Rare Mogugu x1
• Super Super Super Rare Mogugu

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