Gatekeeper of & Executive Secretary to Chairman Platinum. The Boss of You.
Educate yourself. This is Chairman Platinum's Evolving Environmental Art Gallery. You will follow my guided tour of its lush forest and sublime architecture. Every person you will meet on this experience is a 'creative interpretation' of their original inspiration. Cause trouble, and you will be liable. By being here, you agree to follow all of my instructions without question. It's in the contract. It even generated your signature. How convenient.
Talk
Only uncultured swine raise questions, but if you insist, I'll dumb it down so you can understand.Art
Everything you see from this point onward is original art created by Chairman Platinum, and generated using cutting edge Ebilcorp technology. For now, I will ignore your rude side-eyeing. Should you have any complaints or critiques, please submit them to me at the end of the tour - along with your full name, address, and a detailed list of all of your friends and family.People
All of the people you'll meet in the evolving environmental art gallery are creative interpretations of the original inspiration. Chairman Platinum is…experimenting with various styles. That's why you think their details are odd. You lack artistic sense, just like the necromancers that broke in and tried to turn the artwork into minions. Something about not being able to use them because they're 'soulless.'Sources
Chairman Platinum is both creative and efficient. He chose the perfect locations and people to feed to our generative Al blender. We even outsourced the creation of the Al to various parties who agreed to go unnamed per the fine print of their contract. What? Did we get permission from the creators of the maps and NPCs to use their work? Ridiculous. They should have made it clearer that their publicly displayed work wasn't free to use.
After completing the 'Oversaturation' quest:
Gatekeeper of & Executive Secretary to Chairman Platinum. The Boss of You.
I just got off the call with our engineering team. The Ebil Al Blender is overloading, and churning out too many rabid monsters. We're running out of places to dump them! You, pull the plug on the Al before we get flattened by a stampede! There has to be someone on my list of contacts to blame…
Talk
Only uncultured swine raise questions, but if you insist, I'll dumb it down so you can understand.Art
Everything you see from this point onward is original art created by Chairman Platinum, and generated using cutting edge Ebilcorp technology. For now, I will ignore your rude side-eyeing. Should you have any complaints or critiques, please submit them to me at the end of the tour - along with your full name, address, and a detailed list of all of your friends and family.People
All of the people you'll meet in the evolving environmental art gallery are creative interpretations of the original inspiration. Chairman Platinum is…experimenting with various styles. That's why you think their details are odd. You lack artistic sense, just like the necromancers that broke in and tried to turn the artwork into minions. Something about not being able to use them because they're 'soulless.'Sources
Chairman Platinum is both creative and efficient. He chose the perfect locations and people to feed to our generative Al blender. We even outsourced the creation of the Al to various parties who agreed to go unnamed per the fine print of their contract. What? Did we get permission from the creators of the maps and NPCs to use their work? Ridiculous. They should have made it clearer that their publicly displayed work wasn't free to use.
After completing the 'Pull the Plug' quest:
Gatekeeper of & Executive Secretary to Chairman Platinum. The Boss of You.
It doesn't matter if the Ebil Al is broken- the Evolving Environmental Art Gallery is intact. You may not have been a fan, but that doesn' mean that other gullible suckers won't fall for it. Ah- did I say 'suckers'? I meant 'cultured art experts'… ugh. Maybe I'm overworked. When was the last time I saw my kids? Chairman Platinum said he'd have the engineering team make babysitting robots. I wonder when that will go into beta-testing.
Talk
Only uncultured swine raise questions, but if you insist, I'll dumb it down so you can understand.Art
Everything you see from this point onward is original art created by Chairman Platinum, and generated using cutting edge Ebilcorp technology. For now, I will ignore your rude side-eyeing. Should you have any complaints or critiques, please submit them to me at the end of the tour - along with your full name, address, and a detailed list of all of your friends and family.People
All of the people you'll meet in the evolving environmental art gallery are creative interpretations of the original inspiration. Chairman Platinum is…experimenting with various styles. That's why you think their details are odd. You lack artistic sense, just like the necromancers that broke in and tried to turn the artwork into minions. Something about not being able to use them because they're 'soulless.'Sources
Chairman Platinum is both creative and efficient. He chose the perfect locations and people to feed to our generative Al blender. We even outsourced the creation of the Al to various parties who agreed to go unnamed per the fine print of their contract. What? Did we get permission from the creators of the maps and NPCs to use their work? Ridiculous. They should have made it clearer that their publicly displayed work wasn't free to use.
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Note: Also see EbilCorporate Office Drone.
Thanks to Tux47.
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