Locations/Replays:
- Black Friday War - Plays after completing the 'Mr. Z!' quest
«Scene: Hero and Twilly stand in front of a defeated Zorbak and his broken BOGOdrone Prime»
Hero: Alright, "Mr. Z". Give it up. It's over.
Mr. Z: What? No! This is NOT over!
Mr. Z: You haven't stopped anything! It's just a minor setback! It's-
«Scene pans right to Yulgar and some angry villagers»
Mr. Z: -Oh.
«Scene pans back left to the Hero and Twilly»
Hero: You guys got this, right?
Hero: We'll just show ourselves out.
«Scene fades»
«Scene: Oishii's feast, now with an empty table»
Oishii: Thanks for helping me clean up, you guys.
Cysero: Hey, no problem! THIS is what we should have been doing all along.
Oishii: You got that right.
«Hero stands in front of Twilly, who is using a laptop»
Hero: Hey, you gonna help us, or what?
Twilly: Yep! Sorry, just a second…
Twilly: Twilly has to nab this Cyber Monday deal before it ends!
Cysero: WHAT?!
Oishii: WHAT?!
Hero: Are you kidding me? YOU, the guy who just shamed us all over shopping on Black Friday?
«Twilly does a moglin approximation of a shrug»
Twilly: There aren't any drones forcing people to work on the internet.
Hero: You sure about that? We still don't know where Chairman Platinum ended up…
Twilly: Twilly's reasonably sure he's not behind Slamazon's online sale.
Hero: Yeah. Probably not.
«Scene fades»
«Scene: a beach somewhere»
Chairman Platinum: Ha! Zorbak can have his fun with EbilCorp.
«Scene fades»
«Scene: Chairman Platinum sitting on a beach chair, using an EbilCorp laptop»
Chairman Platinum: THIS is the life! I have ZERO regrets.
DING!
Chairman Platinum: Oh, look! Another sale!
«Scene: the beach chair Chairman Platinum is sitting on, viewed from behind – it reads "Slamazon CEO"»
DING!
DING!
DING!
DING!
Chairman Platinum: ZERO regrets.
«Scene fades»
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