Locations/Replays:
- Wheel of Love (Location) - Plays when joining the map for the first time
«Scene: Hero surrounded by people in love»
Hero: Sigh.
«Hero raises weapon»
Hero: Looks like it's just you and me again this year.
Hero: Not much time for romance when you spend all your time fighting monsters and saving the world.
«Scene: Beleen»
Beleen: Oh heeeeey there, <Hero>! It sounds like YOU'RE in need of some good Hero's Heart Day fun!
«Scene: Hero and Beleen»
Hero: Well, I mean… I WAS planning to just spend the day beating up level 1 slimes.
Hero: So sure. Whaddya got?
Beleen: We-ellll….
«Scene fades»
«A title card appears: Swaggy Presents: Wheel of Love A Grimskull Production»
«Scene fades»
«Scene: Beleen and Swaggy standing next the Wheel of Love»
Swaggy: Welcome, Boils and Ghouls, to Lore's favorite dating show:
Beleen: Wheel of Love!
Swaggy: Wheel of Love!
Swaggy: I'm your host, Swaggy! And this is my lovely co-host, Beleen!
«Beleen waves»
Beleen: Hello, my loves!
Swaggy: What do we have in store for our viewers this time, Beleen?
Beleen: Well, Swaggy, this season we have 5 contestants competing for the heart of one very special, mysterious Lonely Lover!
«Scene fades»
«Scene: a screen shows the "backstage cam" and a figure as a silhouette»
Swaggy: And what'll they have to do to win?
Beleen: All our eligible singles will be dropped in the Dungeon of Love…
«Scene fades»
«Scene: Big Daddy tries to fight off a bunch of Love Shrubs in a bloody dungeon»
Beleen: …where they will compete against each other to be the first one to the center!
«Scene: Big Daddy shakes his cane in the air triumphantly»
Swaggy: And don't forget the best part!
Swaggy: Whenever our contestant complete one challenge, we'll find out what the next one is by spinning the…
«Scene fades»
«Scene: Beleen and Swaggy and the Wheel of Love»
Beleen: Wheel of Love!
Swaggy: Wheel of Love!
Audience: Wheel! Of! LOOOOOOOOOVE!
Swaggy: Before we begin, I'd like to thank Grimskull for funding and producing this show!
Swaggy: And for bringing me in to host it!
Swaggy: …which has nothing to do with any relation I might have to his assistant, Mort. At all.
Beleen: Best of luck to all of our beautiful contestants! May the best lover win!
«Scene fades»
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