«Hero, Voltaire, Deady and Hargoyle in Voltaire's ship. Ship crashes with another ship. Scroll right, other ship sets plank to the ship, Vampirates go to Hero's group»
Voltaire: Holy Ship! First bats… and now batty pirates?!
Voltaire: I don't suppose they're called Vampirates… heh, get it… Vampire Pirates? Vampirates. Oh the puns…
Hero: Keep up the jokes and I'll keep on fighting.
Voltaire: You got it. Clean up my ship and then walk the plank to the other boat!