Locations/Replays:
- Twig's Nightmare - Plays after joining the location for the first time per login after completing the 'Cover Me' quest and before crossing the fish maze on Screen 6
«Scene: George Lowe standing by the Fireplace in Ranger Lowe Camp»
Nightmare on Twig's Street - The Dweam Swayers
George Lowe: You campers are probably going to have trouble sleeping after these… SUPER… SCARY …STORIES. This reminds me George Lowe of a time when another little friend was getting pwn-zoned by Mr. Sandman. It wasn't that long ago….
George Lowe: Why, It seems like only yesterday that this segue began into another portion of the script. Which hopefully they've transitioned to by now…under harp music and echo…zzzzzz…
«Scene: George Lowe standing next to Twig who is lying in bed»
George Lowe: Well, hi there, little buddy. What's your problem?
Twig: I'm having nightmares! Really scawwy ones!
George Lowe: No… I mean what's your problem. What the heck are you? Some sort of mutant bunny fabric softener commercial mascot?
Twig: I'm a moglin….
«Close up on George Lowe»
George Lowe: Whatever that is.
Twig: I can't sweep…. Bad dweams!
George Lowe: Well, that sucks kid. Good luck.
Twig: WAIT! Pwease don't go…. I weelly need your help getting to sweep!
George Lowe: Have you tried fixing yourself a midnight snack? Maybe some week old pizza… with gelatin, ham, fudge-pops, and bacon… and not that normal ol' every day bacon either, friends.
George Lowe: We need some special Cysero brand left-sock-bacon. Mmmmm Hmmm! You can taste that sweaty cotton goodness in every bite.
Twig: …and fish and ice kweme too?
George Lowe: You have issues kid. We better bring in a professional.
Twig: Huh?
«George Lowe snaps his fingers and Voltaire appears next to Twig and George»
Voltaire: Hi! I'm Voltaire.
«Deady falls down next to Twig»
Voltaire: …and this is my evil extraterrestrial friend Deady!
«Twig looks at Deady and starts screaming»
Twig: AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Voltaire: When my son was little he had trouble going to sleep too. So, I wrote him this special song. This will help you get some much needed rest.
Twig: Wowie! Thanks Voltaire! But, how can you be sure it will help me get some sweep?
«Deady smacks Twig's head with a baseball bat»
«Hero runs to Voltaire from off-screen»
Voltaire: … alright hero, I am going to play my song. You hop into his dream and take care of whatever is giving him nightmares.
Hero: You want me to go INTO Twig's dream?
Voltaire: No, I want you to burp the alphabet backwards. Yes, I want you to hop into his dream!
Hero: What do you think Twig's dreams are like?
George Lowe: Double rainbows… all the way.
Hero: What?
«Deady smacks Hero's head and Hero appears in Twig's Nightmare»
Twig: Wowie! You are in my dweam! Help me with my nightmares by finding your way to the fridge! Twig is sooooo hungwy!
«Scene fades»
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