The Splatter Realm


«Scene: Dage holds up the opened Dark Enigma in the Underworld»

Dage the Evil: That wasn't so hard after all!

«The Keeper grows a face with pins stuck in it»

Keeper: You have solved the Dark Enigma. You have summoned me to this place.

«Scene fades»

«Scene: Dage captured by the Keeper in chains»

Keeper: And now, you belong to me.

«Scene: Close-up of Dage»

Dage the Evil: No.

«Dage attacks the Keeper»

Dage the Evil: I am Dage the Evil, Dark Lord of the Underworld. And it's YOU who belongs to ME.
Dage the Evil: Now. Open the gate, and take me to my new kingdom.

«The Keeper nods»

Keeper: Y-yes, my lord.

«Scene fades»

«Scene: The Keeper and Dage standing in front of a crackling portal»

Now in Dage's thrall, the Keeper opened the portal.

«Scene fades»

«Scene: Dage in a foggy town»

But once on the other side, it became clear that this realm wouldn't be so easily conquered.

«Scene fades»

«Scene: Dage looks behind himself to see Shrade a bunch of monsters»

For this realm was already under the control of none other than SHRADE.
(Which he really should've been expecting - this IS Friday the 13th, after all.)
And Shrade wasn't about to give it up without a fight.

Dage the Evil: Looks like I've got some competition.

Shrade: *heavy breathing*

Dage the Evil: No matter. They're no match for the Legion.

«Scene fades»

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