Locations/Replays:
- Triggers upon first joining Luna Cove
- The LunarMancer - Luna Cove
«Hero in an island, with treasure chests near them»
Hero: Aaaaah! After WEEKS of uninterrupted battling, FINALLY a quiet arrival on a silent night.
«A beam of moonlight appears, and a LunarMancer teleports in»
LunarMancer: Greetings, salutations, lamentations, and many lonely nights here on lovely Terra Lacuna!
LunarMancer: I'm going to cut straight to the point, no surprise twists here.
LunarMancer: I'm planning on destroying this island and you're gonna help me.
Hero: Nice try, suddenly-appearing-stranger, but there's no way -
LunarMancer: What did I say about speaking? Of course you'll help me. IF you ever want to LEAVE the island.
«LunarMancer points to the Hero's ship, and then sinks it»
LunarMancer: Anyways, You couldn't even begin to understand what it's like being a LunarMancer.
«Scene zooms in on LunarMancer»
LunarMancer: "Oh, if only the moon were a LITTLE fuller for my Graveyard Gala!"
«Scene zooms in more»
LunarMancer: "What do you MEAN you can't walk on the moon?!"
«Scene now shows nothing but the LunarMancer's face»
LunarMancer: They have no idea how powerful I really am… but all they want to see are parlor tricks!
«Scene zooms back out»
LunarMancer: It NEVER stops and I get NO respect!
LunarMancer: Even here, where I came to get away, to find peace.
LunarMancer: "It would make the beach party SO much nicer!"
LunarMancer: "Can't you calm the tide a bit more?It would make the beach party SO much nicer!"
LunarMancer: No matter where I go, they ask and ask and - BAH!
Hero: So you plan to…
«Dramatic silhouette of the LunarMancer appears in front of the suddenly enormous moon»
LunarMancer: CALL DOWN THE MOON AND EXACT MY REVENGE!!!!!
«Scene returns to normal»
Hero: Doesn't that seem… a bit extreme? And control the tides?
Hero: The whole beach will flood, the moon will CRUSH US… small things like that…
LunarMancer: Oh, don't worry about ME!
LunarMancer: I just recently bought a house up on the cliffs over there.
«Change scene, to LunarMancer's house with its shiny lanterns, and then back»
LunarMancer: By the time this is over I'll have a beachfront cabin on a tropical island… and NO neighbors!
Hero: But without the moon, won't your powers be -
LunarMancer: QUESTING TIME!
Hero (thinking): The REAL quest here is to save these poor villagers.
Hero (thinking): … Yulgar needs to find a new travel agent.
«Scene fades»
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