The Hero is Here?


«Scene: At Mysterious Figure Castle»

Mysterious Figure: While you have all been telling me your pathetic storie of how Hero kicked your @#$%'s…
Mysterious Figure: *I* have had him trapped in my Dungeon beneath this Castle the whole time…
Mysterious Figure: Yes… in fact, I checked on him just an hour ago.
Mysterious Figure: Right before we began our meeting…


Mysterious Figure: Are you having a nice stay?
Hero: Let's just say I am only giving this place 1 star on Trip advisor.
Mysterious Figure: *sniffs twice* Hmm, maybe we should have put a potty in here.
Hero: It is not like RPG characters ever actually go to the bathroom anyway.
Mysterious Figure: I always felt they should add a "bladder meter."
Hero: Instead, how about you tell me that you are going to kill me and then divulge your entrie evil secret plan.
Hero: Then, leave a minion in charge of some slow moving death devicce as you laugh evily and walk off.
Mysterious Figure: No.
Mysterious Figure: I think I really will just add a bladdermeter.
Mysterious Figure: I really do love our little chats, Hero.
Mysterious Figure: …but I have special guests coming for a *dark smile* meeting upstairs.
Hero: !!!
Hero: Then… you found them.
Mysterious Figure: Yes.
Mysterious Figure: I cannot wait to hear what they have to say about you.
Mysterious Figure: Well then… Skudly!
Skudly: Yah, ma'lard!
Mysterious Figure: Make sure Hero stays put, and stays nice and clean.
Mysterious Figure: CLEAN, SKUDLY!
Mysterious Figure: We would not want to ruin our "main event" at the end of the meeting.
Skudly: Yah, ma'lard!

«Scene fades»

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