The Hero Awakens

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«Scene: Lightning strikes around the Throne of Darkness castle»

Throne of Darkness
4D PYRAMID

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«Scene: Throne of Darkness meeting place»

Mysterious Figure: So, how exactly did <Hero> come to be in your 4th-Dimensional Pyramid?

Sekt: No. Not until Pax takes off that ridiculous janitor uniform.

Ziri: But first, can you mop up the mess I made?

Pax: What mess?

Ziri: I really had to go to the bathroom, but I didn't want to miss the story!

Scarletta: Oh my god, I thought that smell was Vaden!

Sekt: Seriously, Pax. I will not have your ridiculous uniform diminishing the seriousness of my release.

«Black screen»

Pax: Fine. I hate this thing anyway.

«Scene: Throne of Darkness meeting place»

All except Sekt and Mysterious Figure: Alright! Tell us the story of the 4th-Dimensional Pyramid!

Vaden: WHAT DOES A 4TH DIMENSIONAL PYRAMID EVEN LOOK LIKE?

Sekt: It looks like… a pyramid.

«Scene fades»

«Scene: the 4th Dimensional "Pyramid" in a desert with the Black Hole Sun»

Ziri: THAT does not look like a Pyramid.

Sekt: Fine, it's a Tesseract that feeds on the Sun.

Pax: Feeds on the sun!?

«Scene fades»

«Scene: Throne of Darkness meeting place»

Scarletta: What exactly happens when it's DONE feeding on the Sun?

Sekt: You don't need to worry about that.

Scarletta: Why?

Sekt: You'll all be dead.

Xeight: You know, the 4th dimension's just… TIME.

Ziri: $#%!! Another time travel story!? DON'T BREAK ZIRI'S BRAIN!

Scarletta: OK, Sekt. What are you… REALLY?

Sekt: I am Sekt, Pharaoh of the Black Hole Sun, and Lord of the 4th Dimensional Pyramid!
Sekt: To fulfill the ancient prophecy, <Hero> MUST DIE.

Scarletta: So how's that been working out for you?

Sekt: Better than you'd think…
Sekt: Which is why I'm going to start MY story off… at the BOSS FIGHT!

«Scene: a closed Sarcophagus inside the 4th Dimensional Pyramid»

Sekt: <Hero> had just emerged from a sarcophagus…
Sekt: …completely unaware of where <he/she> is…
Sekt: …and the horrible fate awaiting <him/her>!

«Hero opens their eyes and looks around»

«Scene fades»


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