The Death Pit Arena


«Scene: Throne of Darkness castle exterior»

Throne of Darkness

«Scene: Throne of Darkness castle interior»

Mysterious Figure: We are gathered here for one purpose.

All except Mysterious Figure: WE KNOW!!!

Xeight: Seriously, you say the same thing at the beginning of every adventure!

Scarletta: The stories have been very interesting so far.
Scarletta: Hearing how the three of you have failed to kill <Hero> has revealed some secrets.

Pax: Humph! You all failed because you are WEAK and INFERIOR!
Pax: The only story worthy of this table is mine.
Pax: Brace yourssselves for the greatessst story at this table!

Ziri: Ziri wishes it was the Arm Pit Arena!

«Ziri pumps his arms»



«Pax is now holding Ziri in his hands»

Pax: Do you think this is some sort of joke, little Sneevil?
Pax: Mine is a serious story of life and death!
Pax: Not one of you squishy little flesssh-bags would lassst one round in my arena!

Scarletta: Do you think you're better than the rest of us, Pax?

Pax: No.
Pax: I KNOW that I'm better than the ressst of you.

«Close up of Scarletta»

Pax: Humansss?

«Close up of Xeven»

Pax: Dark elvesss?

«Close up of Ziri»

Pax: Sssnevilss?

«Scene zooms back out»

Pax: …whatever Sssekt and Vaden were?
Pax: You're all a cruel missstake of nature! The only thing you're good for is serving usss!

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«Scene: the Death Pit Arena, with a small moglin inside it»

Pax: The true-born Drakels!
Pax: My kind are the direct dessscendants of the great Dragons, and the rightful rulers of thisss world!
Pax: Once, every year, we hold the Death Pit Arena Tournament to prove it!
Pax: We gather the weak and the pathetic to battle to the death for our amusement.
Pax: And then, when all of you fodder are gone, we fight for the title of High Warlord.

«The Death Pit Crusher comes down from the ceiling and crushes the moglin»

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«Scene: Throne of Darkness castle interior»

Xeight: So let me guess. Somehow <Hero> managed to show up in the tournament, didn't <he/she>?

Pax: Yesss…

Vaden, Scarletta, Ziri, and Sekt: Oh, man! You're screwed!

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