The Black Dragon Ring


«Scene: Grimskull Dungeon»

Yodo: I DID IT! I DID IT! I, Yodo Braggins, am the first ever to survive to the end of a Grimskull dungeon! The ring is mine!!!! My pre…

Hero: Wait! Did you just say your name is… "Yodo"?

Yodo: Yeah! It's like YOLO (You Only Live Once) but, um, a little less optimistic…

[YODO= You only die once]

Yodo: I come from a long line of eager but highly expendable dungeon divers.

Yodo: Now… to claim my prize!

«Yodo pulls a lever but instead falls down a hole»

Yodo: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah……..

Yodo: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh….

Yodo: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh….

Yodo: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh….

Yodo: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh….


Hero: Are you alright down there?

Yodo: Oh, I'm fine! Thanks! My family is very skilled at falling. Let me just look around and figure out where I'm at….

(Cute Girl Voice): Help me! Help me!

Yodo: Oh… there is a Princess down here! Don't be afraid little Princess everything's gonna be… OMG!!!!!

(Cute Girl Voice): CHOMP

«Artix walks into the room»

Artix: Did you find the girl?

Hero: Um… don't worry about that. You might be right about this every girl in the land wanting to kill you thing.

Artix: What is that… black dragon ring?

«Scene: Grimskull and Mort»

Grimskull: AAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA! That never gets old, gets them every time!

Mort: Ehehehehehee…

Grimskull: Um.. Mort. That *IS* the Cursed Ring of Inverted Invisibility right?

Mort: eh?

Grimskull: The cursed ring that when you put it on makes everyone ELSE invisible and you can't take it off… right?

[… including monsters. SO MEAN!]

Mort: …*gulps*

Grimskull: *sighs* For the love of… Mort, you put the wrong ring on the pedestal AGAIN!

Grimskull: Which one is it? The one that turns your teeth to jolly ranchers…HEHEHAHA…you can't stop licking until they're gone!

[Cherry is Mort's favorite flavor. That's the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth!]

Mort: …*gulps bigger*

Grimskull: No? Which one is it then!?


Mort: ………………………>_>

Hero: Hey Artix.. you should try it on.

Artix: That seems like a really bad idea… *dramatic pause* OK!!



«Artix and Hero fall into Adam and Michelle's wedding»

Artix and Hero: Where are we?

Adam: Hiya guys! You're just in time for our wedding!

Artix: A wedding? Hey! You look REALLY familiar!

Adam: Oh wow… this is sort of crazy. Um, Artix… you are in the real world now. I am you…er.. I play you…

Note: [Adam Bohn is the Founder/CEO of Artix Entertainment, the studio that creates AdventureQuest Worlds]

Artix: …so you are me. From the real world. But here?

Adam: Yep!

Hero: I think you just broke the fourth, fifth, and sixth walls!

Adam: I break windows too! But that is not why I am here. I am getting married!

Artix: At least I have good luck with ONE girl, even if she doesn't exist in my world.

Adam: Do not give up… one day I am sure you will find true love.

Adam: My Best Man had to go back to the lab to fix a server crash, would you mind taking his place for me?

Artix: Me? Really!?

Adam: Oh, actually I meant <Hero>…. been watching <him/her> in the game for a while now and it would be a great honor.

Preacher: Are we ready to continue?

(Everyone): Ready!!

Preacher: So if you are ready the two of you, I'd ask you to face one another. Please… Hold hands.

«Screen fades and comes back into the couple holding hands»

Preacher: Before we begin, should anyone here know of any reason this couple should not be joined in holy matrimony..

Preacher: Speak now or forever hold your piece.

«Brutalcorn enters»

Brutalcorn: Rrrrr Grrrr. Rrrrr GTTTTT!

[Translated in the language of the mythical Brutalcorns: "I OBJECT!"]

Brutalcorn: RrTTTTgggTTrrrRRRRRrrrRRR!!!!!!!

«Brutalcorn flails its arms around»

[Translated in the language of the mythical Brutalcorns: "You must prove your worth!"]

Preacher:Hey, I saw the viral video on Youtube. This is NOT how it goes!

Hero: Nothing ever does…. Adam, you protect Michelle, I will handle this wedding crasher. Hey Brutalcorn, BATTLE ON!

«Hero charges forward»

«Scene fades»

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