Locations/Replays:
- Grimskull Annex - After clicking the arrow on Screen 5
- Button in Artix's Wedding
- Button in Battle Wedding
- Button in Grimskull Annex
- Button in Wedding Dead
- Talk to Adam or Michelle in Artix's Wedding
«Scene: Grimskull Dungeon»
Yodo: I DID IT! I DID IT! I, Yodo Braggins, am the first ever to survive to the end of a Grimskull dungeon! The ring is mine!!!! My pre…
Hero: Wait! Did you just say your name is… "Yodo"?
Yodo: Yeah! It's like YOLO (You Only Live Once) but, um, a little less optimistic…
[YODO= You only die once]
Yodo: I come from a long line of eager but highly expendable dungeon divers.
Yodo: Now… to claim my prize!
«Yodo pulls a lever but instead falls down a hole»
Yodo: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah……..
Yodo: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh….
Yodo: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh….
Yodo: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh….
Yodo: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh….
*BOOOOF!*
Hero: Are you alright down there?
Yodo: Oh, I'm fine! Thanks! My family is very skilled at falling. Let me just look around and figure out where I'm at….
(Cute Girl Voice): Help me! Help me!
Yodo: Oh… there is a Princess down here! Don't be afraid little Princess everything's gonna be… OMG!!!!!
(Cute Girl Voice): CHOMP
«Artix walks into the room»
Artix: Did you find the girl?
Hero: Um… don't worry about that. You might be right about this every girl in the land wanting to kill you thing.
Artix: What is that… black dragon ring?
«Scene: Grimskull and Mort»
Grimskull: AAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA! That never gets old, gets them every time!
Mort: Ehehehehehee…
Grimskull: Um.. Mort. That *IS* the Cursed Ring of Inverted Invisibility right?
Mort: eh?
Grimskull: The cursed ring that when you put it on makes everyone ELSE invisible and you can't take it off… right?
[… including monsters. SO MEAN!]
Mort: …*gulps*
Grimskull: *sighs* For the love of… Mort, you put the wrong ring on the pedestal AGAIN!
Grimskull: Which one is it? The one that turns your teeth to jolly ranchers…HEHEHAHA…you can't stop licking until they're gone!
[Cherry is Mort's favorite flavor. That's the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth!]
Mort: …*gulps bigger*
Grimskull: No? Which one is it then!?
Grimskull: O.M.G. MORT!!!! IS THAT THE DARK DRAGON WEDDING RING!?!?!?
Mort: ………………………>_>
Hero: Hey Artix.. you should try it on.
Artix: That seems like a really bad idea… *dramatic pause* OK!!
Grimskull: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
*POOOF!*
«Artix and Hero fall into Adam and Michelle's wedding»
Artix and Hero: Where are we?
Adam: Hiya guys! You're just in time for our wedding!
Artix: A wedding? Hey! You look REALLY familiar!
Adam: Oh wow… this is sort of crazy. Um, Artix… you are in the real world now. I am you…er.. I play you…
Note: [Adam Bohn is the Founder/CEO of Artix Entertainment, the studio that creates AdventureQuest Worlds]
Artix: …so you are me. From the real world. But here?
Adam: Yep!
Hero: I think you just broke the fourth, fifth, and sixth walls!
Adam: I break windows too! But that is not why I am here. I am getting married!
Artix: At least I have good luck with ONE girl, even if she doesn't exist in my world.
Adam: Do not give up… one day I am sure you will find true love.
Adam: My Best Man had to go back to the lab to fix a server crash, would you mind taking his place for me?
Artix: Me? Really!?
Adam: Oh, actually I meant <Hero>…. been watching <him/her> in the game for a while now and it would be a great honor.
Preacher: Are we ready to continue?
(Everyone): Ready!!
Preacher: So if you are ready the two of you, I'd ask you to face one another. Please… Hold hands.
«Screen fades and comes back into the couple holding hands»
Preacher: Before we begin, should anyone here know of any reason this couple should not be joined in holy matrimony..
Preacher: Speak now or forever hold your piece.
«Brutalcorn enters»
Brutalcorn: Rrrrr Grrrr. Rrrrr GTTTTT!
[Translated in the language of the mythical Brutalcorns: "I OBJECT!"]
Brutalcorn: RrTTTTgggTTrrrRRRRRrrrRRR!!!!!!!
«Brutalcorn flails its arms around»
[Translated in the language of the mythical Brutalcorns: "You must prove your worth!"]
Preacher:Hey, I saw the viral video on Youtube. This is NOT how it goes!
Hero: Nothing ever does…. Adam, you protect Michelle, I will handle this wedding crasher. Hey Brutalcorn, BATTLE ON!
«Hero charges forward»
«Scene fades»
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