Locations/Replays:
- Lightguard Keep - After De(ad)ception
- Not Replayable
«LightGuard Keep»
Hero: Artix!
Artix: Oh! Hiya. Nice Weapon.
Artix: I can sense SOOOOOO MANY UNDEAD! MILLIONS! They are just on the other side of LightGuard Keep too!
Artix: Ready to go battle them together? THIS IS GOING TO BE SOOO MUCH FUN!
Hero: I am sorry. You may not pass into DoomWood.
Artix: Whaaa?
Artix: But… but… there… there are undead over there!
Hero: Listen, this is for your own good. You need to go back to BattleOn.
Artix: Ooooooh.
Artix: I get it… You do not want me to slay ALL of them, right? No problem!
Artix: You take all the undead monsters to the right, and I will take the ones to the left.
Artix: We can race to the big undead boss… whoever gets there first gets to battle him! Just like old times!
Hero: NO!
Hero: I've already faced the leader of this evil undead army.
Artix: You did not wait for me!!!! How could you!?
Hero: Artix… listen!
Hero: The leader is a DeathKnight named Vordred. He is a Paladin slayer.
Artix: Awwwwwwwwwsssssssooommmmmmmeeeeee! I want to FIGHT HIM!
Hero: ARTIX! You're not listening. Vordred has already turned all of the other High Paladins undead.
Artix: All of them? … my missing High Paladin brothers and sisters have been turned… undead!?
Hero: I am sorry. You are the last High Paladin left.
Hero: I gave my word to King Alteon and Vayle… well, sort of… that I'd keep you out of DoomWood.
Hero: Go back to BattleOn. I'll handle things here…
Artix: You know that I cannot do that.
Artix: If Vordred is responsible for all of this… then it is my duty to defeat him.
Hero: This is your last warning Paladin… go back to BattleOn… or else!
Artix: …
Artix: We both know you are not going to strike me with your weapon… now I am going to walk through and face Vordred.
Hero: Don't make me do this Artix…!
Artix: Stand aside friend. I have a Paladin Slayer to… Slay!
Hero: I'm sorry I have to do this…
Artix: ???
Hero: Your shoe is untied.
Artix: …
Hero: …
Artix: I'm not going to fall for that.
Hero: …
Artix: …
Hero: … I'm so sorry.
«Artix shaking»
Artix: … Darn it!
«Some time later…»
«Inside LighGuard»
Vayle: Goodie two-shoes Paladins are so gullible.
Hero: I'm really sorry Atix. Hang in there… I'll handle this.
Artix: This is so unfair! There are literally millions of undead out there.
Artix: That I could be fighting… right now!
Artix: You know, this is like being at an all-you-can-eat buffet, but no one will give you a fork.
Vayle: Awww. Poor Paladin. It pains me so much to see your Battle Axe collecting dust… with SO MANY undead just outside.
Artix: HEY!
Hero: Vayle, I need to find a way to beat Vordred. Any ideas?
Vayle: Hero, you should seek out the evil moglin, Zorbak. His "secret hideout" is in the swamp past the mall.
Hero: There is a mall in DoomWood?
Artix: Oh yeah. A Chopping Maul. Everyone knows that Undead love the mall.
Hero: You think Zorbak will know something about Vordred?
Vayle: Probably. That little blue ball of ebil seems to know everything that happens in this forest.
Hero: Alright then! I will find Zorback's Secret Hideout and ask him how to defeat Vordred!
Artix: Good luck… and slay some undead for me! LOTS OF THEM!
Vayle: You have some serious issues Paladin.
«Fade to black»
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