Sekt's Defeat

Locations/Replays:


«Scene: Sekt defeated by the Hero in his throne room»

«Hero takes Sekt's crystal and runs off with it»

«Scene fades»

«Scene: Throne of Darkness meeting place»

Sekt: And just like that, <Hero> stole the crystal from my staff and made a run for it!

Xeight: Is the crystal important?

Sekt: YES, IT'S IMPORTANT!!!

All except Sekt and Mysterious Figure: Whoa, calm down, Sekt!

Sekt: NO! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT CRYSTAL WAS?
Sekt: That crystal is known as the Eye of the Old Gods.

Ziri: Eye of the Old Gods? What, they all share an eye?

Sekt: Shut up! I didn't name it!

Scarletta: I assume the crystal in your staff was YOUR cursed artifact.

Sekt: OF COURSE IT WAS! THAT STAFF ALLOWED ME TO CONTROL THE PYRAMID!!!

Pax: Ding. Ding. Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

Xeight: Ok, so what did <Hero> do next?

Sekt: heh. <Hero> didn't even know where <he/she> was yet!
Sekt: So <Hero> started exploring until finding the one person <he/she> NEVER expected to get quests from!

Ziri: Brad Pitt?

Sekt: …No.

Ziri: YOUR MOM?

Sekt: NO!

Pax: (chuckles)

Xeight: What's so funny?

Pax: I just thought of some really good undead Yo Momma jokes.

Xeight: Technically, wouldn't those be Yo Mummy jokes?

Sekt: *Sigh* Fine, get it out of your sytem.

Pax: *Clears throat*
Pax: Sekt's mom is so old, she watches the History Channel to see if she's on!
Pax: Sekt's mom is so old, I told her to act her age and she died!
Pax: Sekt's mom is so old, her birth certificate says "Expired!"

Sekt: Pax, you do realize I'm going to kill you right after I finish this story.

Scarletta: Seriously, I really want to find out who this mystery quest-giver is!

Sekt: You'll never guess… and it took <Hero> a few rooms to find her!

Mysterious Figure: This is going to be good.

«Scene fades»

«Scene: Exterior of 4th Dimensional Pyramid»

Pax: Sekt's mom is so old…

Sekt: SHUT UP!

«Scene fades»


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