Locations/Replays:
«Scene: Sekt defeated by the Hero in his throne room»
«Hero takes Sekt's crystal and runs off with it»
«Scene fades»
«Scene: Throne of Darkness meeting place»
Sekt: And just like that, <Hero> stole the crystal from my staff and made a run for it!
Xeight: Is the crystal important?
Sekt: YES, IT'S IMPORTANT!!!
All except Sekt and Mysterious Figure: Whoa, calm down, Sekt!
Sekt: NO! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT CRYSTAL WAS?
Sekt: That crystal is known as the Eye of the Old Gods.
Ziri: Eye of the Old Gods? What, they all share an eye?
Sekt: Shut up! I didn't name it!
Scarletta: I assume the crystal in your staff was YOUR cursed artifact.
Sekt: OF COURSE IT WAS! THAT STAFF ALLOWED ME TO CONTROL THE PYRAMID!!!
Pax: Ding. Ding. Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
Xeight: Ok, so what did <Hero> do next?
Sekt: heh. <Hero> didn't even know where <he/she> was yet!
Sekt: So <Hero> started exploring until finding the one person <he/she> NEVER expected to get quests from!
Ziri: Brad Pitt?
Sekt: …No.
Ziri: YOUR MOM?
Sekt: NO!
Pax: (chuckles)
Xeight: What's so funny?
Pax: I just thought of some really good undead Yo Momma jokes.
Xeight: Technically, wouldn't those be Yo Mummy jokes?
Sekt: *Sigh* Fine, get it out of your sytem.
Pax: *Clears throat*
Pax: Sekt's mom is so old, she watches the History Channel to see if she's on!
Pax: Sekt's mom is so old, I told her to act her age and she died!
Pax: Sekt's mom is so old, her birth certificate says "Expired!"
Sekt: Pax, you do realize I'm going to kill you right after I finish this story.
Scarletta: Seriously, I really want to find out who this mystery quest-giver is!
Sekt: You'll never guess… and it took <Hero> a few rooms to find her!
Mysterious Figure: This is going to be good.
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«Scene: Exterior of 4th Dimensional Pyramid»
Pax: Sekt's mom is so old…
Sekt: SHUT UP!
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