Secrets

Locations/Replays:


«Scene: Hero and Zorbak in Zorbak's secret hideout.»

Zorbak: Meh heh heh. Wussup Hero? Long time.

Hero: Zorbak, what are you talking about? I've been completing quests for you all night!

«Screen zooms in on Zorbak.»

Zorbak: Must'a been someone else.
Zorbak: Hey! I heard you threw Artix in JAIL!

«Screen moves to Hero rubbing the back of his head.»

Hero: Yeah… ummmm… about that…

«Screen zooms out.»

Zorbak: AWESOME!!! Seriously, you are like, my HERO!

Hero: *sigh* So, um… this is the **Tower of Necromancy?

«Screen zooms in on Zorbak again.»

Zorbak: Meh. No, this is my living room. Want a cup of poison, or maybe a little something from under the fridge?

«Screen moves to Hero again.»

Hero: NO!? Then WHY did you make me do all of those quests?

«Screen moves back to Zorbak.»

Zorbak: Again, wasn't me. No idea what'yur talking about. Want to play some Left of Undead 2?

«Screen moves back to Hero again…»

Hero: !!!

«Screen zooms out showing both Hero and Zorbak again.»

Hero: Alright, enough games. Tell me what you know about the Paladin Slayer… Vordred.

Zorbak: VORDRED!!! MEH…. THE PALADIN SLAYER!

Hero: Yes. Do you know what he is or how to defeat him?

«Screen zooms in on Zorbak AGAIN…»

Zorbak: Meh. Vordred is the ultimte DeathKnight. He is immune to all light based magic.

«Screen zooms out showing Hero and Zorbak again…»

Hero: So it's true…

Zorbak: Oh it gets worse! Meh heh. His dark magic can transform any living thing into his undead minion. Even Paladins!

Hero: Yeah… I got to see that up close and personal. So where did Vordred come from?

«Screen zooms in on Zorbak again for the twenty billionth time….»

Zorbak: Vordred, the Paladin Slayer… was created…. in the… DUNN DUNNN DUNNNNThe Necropolis.

«Screen moves to Hero AGAIN…»

Hero: The Necropolis!?

«Screen moves back to Zorbak again, gosh how many times…»

Zorbak: Yup. Heh. Heh. The Necropolis is the city of the undead. A place of ultimate ebil.
Zorbak: Hordes of zombies, necromancers, warlocks, and unfathomable hulking creatures of darkness and doom roam the halls there…

«Screen moves back to Hero, I give up…..»

Hero: I thought that place was destroyed…

«Screen zooms out showing Hero and Zorbak again, how many times is that now?»

Zorbak: It was. Meh. But it's been re-opened under new management. Someone with a BIG plan for world domination.

Hero: So whoever is running the Necropolis created Vordred?

Zorbak: Yeah, and they used some crazy ancient evil to make him… this ain't your grand-poppy's necromancy. There is some SERIOUS dark suff.

Hero: Zorbak… I need to get into the Necropolis!

«Screen zooms in on Zorbak again, seriously!!!.»

ZORBAK: MWHAAA!? ARE YOU CRAZY!?

«Screen zooms out showing Hero and Zorbak again, come on…»

Hero: A little.

Zorbak: More like A LOT! To get in there… you need to be undead… or a Necromancer… or an undead Necromancer!

Hero: My thoughts exactly. Where is the real Tower of Necromancy located?

Zorbak: !!!!!!
Zorbak: YOU… are going to learn Necromancy?

Hero: Either that, or I can find some other way there to gain entrance.

«Screen zooms in on Zorbak again.»

Zorbak: MEHHAHAHAHAHA! You really are crazy!

«Screen zooms out showing Hero and Zorbak again.»

Zorbak: Alright I'll draw you a map… but you should know, ever since Vayle left, there's a new Necromantress is in charge of the tower.

Hero: This keeps getting more interesting.

«Screen zooms in on Zorbak again.»

Zorbak: Alright… here you go. A map to the Tower of Necromancy.

«Zorbak pulls out a map.»

«Screen zooms out showing Hero holding the map and Zorbak off to the right.»

Zorbak: You know, if you fail in there, you'll become an undead minion… permanently.

Hero: Thanks Zorbak!

«Screen zooms in on Zorbak again.»

Zorbak: Meh. Your funeral.

«Screen moves to Hero again.»

Hero: One more question before I go to the Tower of Necrmancy…

«Screen zooms out showing Hero and Zorbak again.»

Zorbak: Meh. Wassat?

Hero: What is behind that locked door over there?

«Screen zooms in on Zorbak again.»

Zorbak: THAT DOOR!? MEH! NO INTRUDERS ALLOWED!

«Screen zooms out showing Hero and Zorbak again.»

Hero: Awww, come on Zorbak, just a peek?

«Screen zooms in on Zorbak again.»

Zorbak: NO WAY! MEH… YOU CANNOT HANDLE THE 100% EBIL-NESS OF THAT ROOM! ANYWAY, I LOST THE KEY IN THE MALL THIS MORNING ANYWAY ON THE MINIBOSS…PROBABLY LIKE A 1% DROP.. NO ONE WILL EVER FIND IT…

«Scene fades.»


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