Locations/Replays:
«Scene: Hero and Zorbak in Zorbak's secret hideout.»
Zorbak: Meh heh heh. Wussup Hero? Long time.
Hero: Zorbak, what are you talking about? I've been completing quests for you all night!
«Screen zooms in on Zorbak.»
Zorbak: Must'a been someone else.
Zorbak: Hey! I heard you threw Artix in JAIL!
«Screen moves to Hero rubbing the back of his head.»
Hero: Yeah… ummmm… about that…
«Screen zooms out.»
Zorbak: AWESOME!!! Seriously, you are like, my HERO!
Hero: *sigh* So, um… this is the **Tower of Necromancy?
«Screen zooms in on Zorbak again.»
Zorbak: Meh. No, this is my living room. Want a cup of poison, or maybe a little something from under the fridge?
«Screen moves to Hero again.»
Hero: NO!? Then WHY did you make me do all of those quests?
«Screen moves back to Zorbak.»
Zorbak: Again, wasn't me. No idea what'yur talking about. Want to play some Left of Undead 2?
«Screen moves back to Hero again…»
Hero: !!!
«Screen zooms out showing both Hero and Zorbak again.»
Hero: Alright, enough games. Tell me what you know about the Paladin Slayer… Vordred.
Zorbak: VORDRED!!! MEH…. THE PALADIN SLAYER!
Hero: Yes. Do you know what he is or how to defeat him?
«Screen zooms in on Zorbak AGAIN…»
Zorbak: Meh. Vordred is the ultimte DeathKnight. He is immune to all light based magic.
«Screen zooms out showing Hero and Zorbak again…»
Hero: So it's true…
Zorbak: Oh it gets worse! Meh heh. His dark magic can transform any living thing into his undead minion. Even Paladins!
Hero: Yeah… I got to see that up close and personal. So where did Vordred come from?
«Screen zooms in on Zorbak again for the twenty billionth time….»
Zorbak: Vordred, the Paladin Slayer… was created…. in the… DUNN DUNNN DUNNNN… The Necropolis.
«Screen moves to Hero AGAIN…»
Hero: The Necropolis!?
«Screen moves back to Zorbak again, gosh how many times…»
Zorbak: Yup. Heh. Heh. The Necropolis is the city of the undead. A place of ultimate ebil.
Zorbak: Hordes of zombies, necromancers, warlocks, and unfathomable hulking creatures of darkness and doom roam the halls there…
«Screen moves back to Hero, I give up…..»
Hero: I thought that place was destroyed…
«Screen zooms out showing Hero and Zorbak again, how many times is that now?»
Zorbak: It was. Meh. But it's been re-opened under new management. Someone with a BIG plan for world domination.
Hero: So whoever is running the Necropolis created Vordred?
Zorbak: Yeah, and they used some crazy ancient evil to make him… this ain't your grand-poppy's necromancy. There is some SERIOUS dark suff.
Hero: Zorbak… I need to get into the Necropolis!
«Screen zooms in on Zorbak again, seriously!!!.»
ZORBAK: MWHAAA!? ARE YOU CRAZY!?
«Screen zooms out showing Hero and Zorbak again, come on…»
Hero: A little.
Zorbak: More like A LOT! To get in there… you need to be undead… or a Necromancer… or an undead Necromancer!
Hero: My thoughts exactly. Where is the real Tower of Necromancy located?
Zorbak: !!!!!!
Zorbak: YOU… are going to learn Necromancy?
Hero: Either that, or I can find some other way there to gain entrance.
«Screen zooms in on Zorbak again.»
Zorbak: MEHHAHAHAHAHA! You really are crazy!
«Screen zooms out showing Hero and Zorbak again.»
Zorbak: Alright I'll draw you a map… but you should know, ever since Vayle left, there's a new Necromantress is in charge of the tower.
Hero: This keeps getting more interesting.
«Screen zooms in on Zorbak again.»
Zorbak: Alright… here you go. A map to the Tower of Necromancy.
«Zorbak pulls out a map.»
«Screen zooms out showing Hero holding the map and Zorbak off to the right.»
Zorbak: You know, if you fail in there, you'll become an undead minion… permanently.
Hero: Thanks Zorbak!
«Screen zooms in on Zorbak again.»
Zorbak: Meh. Your funeral.
«Screen moves to Hero again.»
Hero: One more question before I go to the Tower of Necrmancy…
«Screen zooms out showing Hero and Zorbak again.»
Zorbak: Meh. Wassat?
Hero: What is behind that locked door over there?
«Screen zooms in on Zorbak again.»
Zorbak: THAT DOOR!? MEH! NO INTRUDERS ALLOWED!
«Screen zooms out showing Hero and Zorbak again.»
Hero: Awww, come on Zorbak, just a peek?
«Screen zooms in on Zorbak again.»
Zorbak: NO WAY! MEH… YOU CANNOT HANDLE THE 100% EBIL-NESS OF THAT ROOM! ANYWAY, I LOST THE KEY IN THE MALL THIS MORNING ANYWAY ON THE MINIBOSS…PROBABLY LIKE A 1% DROP.. NO ONE WILL EVER FIND IT…
«Scene fades.»
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