«Scene: Previously… on Throne of Darkness»
Mysterious Figure: I've gathered you all here for ONE reason…
(ALL): <Hero Name> MUST DIE!
Vaden, DeathKnight of the Castle of Bone
Vaden: SHE BROKE INTO MY CASTLE OF BONE, STOLE MY HELM AND CHOPPED OFF MY CURSED GAUNTLET.
Vaden, Sorta Undead Knight Guy
Vaden: <Hero> WILL PAY FOR TAKING MY GAUNTLET AND POWERS!
Xeven, Time Traveling Assassin
Xeven: I used the Cursed Tachyon blades to travel through time 7 times trying to stop <Hero> from doing what I read in my Diary.
Xeight, Time Traveling Assassin
Xeight: Make that 8 times…
Pax, High Warlord of the Death Arena
Pax: My Cursed Badge made me the immortal champion of the Death Arena…
Pax, Janitor of the Death Arena
Pax: But now I stand defeated. <Hero> and Twilly will pay for disgracing me!
Ziri, Bat@#$% crazy
Ziri: My Cursed Amulet made anything I wished for came true! Instantly! 100% Legit!
Ziri, still Bat@#$% crazy
Ziri: Now I just like licking crayons to see what the colors smell like.
Sekt, Pharaoh of the 4th Dimensional Pyramid
Sekt: My Cursed Staff allowed me to control the 4th Dimensional Pyramid…
Sekt, Target of 'Yo Mummy' jokes.
Sekt: … but <Hero> took its power source and left me banished and afflicted by the Black Plague.
Scarletta, The Scarlet Sorceress
Scarletta: My Cursed Crown allowed me to steal the beauty of the young and preserve my status as the most beautiful woman in the entire world.
The Groglurk of Bludrut Keep
Groglurk: Until <Hero> destroyed my Tower of Mirrors… and made me like this.
Plank: And I was an evil talking table….
Plank: Who no one even freaking bothered to say hi to this adventure!
(ALL): The table is talking!?
Plank: No… The EVIL Super Villain is talking. Know your place, plebs.
Plank: Do you have any idea how many great villains have met around me?
Plank: From the DoomKnight Sepulchure to the Great Monster King… *I* was their table.
Vaden: YOU WERE THE TABLE OF… MY IDOL?
Plank: Yes! >_< So, do I FINALLY get to tell my story now?
Pax: But I thought we were going to finally find out who the Mysterious robed guy is.
Xeight: Yeah, I really want to know!
Ziri: Oooh! Oooh! I think I know. I read the forums and we think we figured it out!
Plank: OMG! QUIET! You people are so freaking inconsiderate.
Plank: Do you REALLY want to know who is sitting there under that Robe of Shadows?
Plank: Do you want to know the REAL reason you were all gathered here?
Plank: Then listen up….
Plank: Our story starts as <Hero> carried a strange box into…
THRONE OF DARKNESS SAGA
THE CURSED ANTIQUE SHOP
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