Locations/Replays:
- Swaggy's Chateau - Plays after completing the 'Get Past the Bouncer' quest
«Scene: Swaggy in his chateau»
Swaggy: HEY! You're not supposed to be in here!
«Scene: Hero, Vordred, and Beleen at the entrance of the room»
Hero: It's over, Swaggy! Hand over the arrows!
Vordred: THIS STATE OF UNREQUITED LOVE IS MISERABLE. I DEMAND THAT YOU FIX IT.
Swaggy: And give up my cash cow? Are you kidding me?
Swaggy: Never! You'll have to take them by force!
Hero: I mean… you're kind of a little guy, Swaggy. We… we can DO that.
Swaggy: You fool. I made a red dragon fall in love with a Dragonslayer!
Swaggy: Do you really think I can't arrange for my OWN protection?
Hero: What… uh, what did you make fall in love with YOU?
«Swaggy does something that resembles a smile, despite not having lips»
Beleen: No!
Hero: You didn't!
Vordred: HAH! HAH! HAH! HOW IMPRESSIVELY UNNERVING!
Swaggy: That's right, kids! Let me introduce you to the nightmare of your wildest dreams…
«A pink Binky the Unicorn appears next to Swaggy»
Swaggy: PINKY!
«Scene fades»
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