Pinky the Unicorn
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Locations/Replays:


«Scene: Swaggy in his chateau»

Swaggy: HEY! You're not supposed to be in here!

«Scene: Hero, Vordred, and Beleen at the entrance of the room»

Hero: It's over, Swaggy! Hand over the arrows!

Vordred: THIS STATE OF UNREQUITED LOVE IS MISERABLE. I DEMAND THAT YOU FIX IT.

Swaggy: And give up my cash cow? Are you kidding me?
Swaggy: Never! You'll have to take them by force!

Hero: I mean… you're kind of a little guy, Swaggy. We… we can DO that.

Swaggy: You fool. I made a red dragon fall in love with a Dragonslayer!
Swaggy: Do you really think I can't arrange for my OWN protection?

Hero: What… uh, what did you make fall in love with YOU?

«Swaggy does something that resembles a smile, despite not having lips»

Beleen: No!

Hero: You didn't!

Vordred: HAH! HAH! HAH! HOW IMPRESSIVELY UNNERVING!

Swaggy: That's right, kids! Let me introduce you to the nightmare of your wildest dreams…

«A pink Binky the Unicorn appears next to Swaggy»

Swaggy: PINKY!

«Scene fades»


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