Pat Minotaur

Mean Hair Stylist
Hello there, and welcome to my hair salon! I'm Pat Minotaur and I can help you achieve the perfect 'do just in time for Lorestockpalooza. I can also lend you a shoulder to /cry on if you ever happen to suffer from a broken HP bar.

When it comes to broken HP bars, I feel your pain. I have experienced so many that, in fact, I could sing hit songs about each one. But if you're suffering, keep in mind that you are strong and can survive through the toughest HP ache!

- Pat Minotaur's Quests
- Mythsong Hair Shop

Location: Mythsong City
Note: This NPC is a parody of Pat Benatar.


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