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«Scene: Sally is partying with undeads in Necro Tower»
Sally: You'd BETTER be having a good time at my Eternal Slumber party!
Lennie: Does this pink bow make my head look fat?
George: Shut UP, Lennie!
Lennie: Sorry, George. *cough* I mean -Arrrrewwwwwwwwooo.
Sally: That's better! Now, I'm going to tell you all a DeadTime story, so listen up!
Sally: No long ago the most BEAUTIFUL girl learned she was the most POWERFUL necromancer in the world!
Sally: But she needed a teacher, so she raised a lich named Noxus from the dead.
Sally: Then one day a nosy Hero came and started messing things up.
Sally: The Hero and that UGLY, STUPID girl in the dracolich castle killed her teacher RE-DEAD!
Lennie: Areeeeewwwwew?
Sally: Yes! I know! It's HORRIBLE! But don't worry!
Sally: They have made a creation named Vordred, and now, with the help of some loony Scientists…
Sally: Vordred is going to become the most powerful Champion of Darkness EVER!
Sally: And if their experiment goes well, he'll be connected to the magic electrical lines running around the world.
Sally: Then he can channel the power that connects people to the planet to turn everyone in Lore UNDEAD all at once!
Sally: And they'll all live unhappily ever after. The End! Tee-hee!
George: Araaaarrgh! Arrreweeew!
«Scene: At the lab»
Vordred: I WILL WAIT NO LONGER. PROCEED NOW OR YOUR SKULLS WILL BE ADDED TO MY COLLECTION.
John: You heard him. We're out of time.
Sam: Head for the mountaintop. Our instruments say a storm is about to break.
John: You'll find the most powerful source of energy out there: the WORLD!
7: …Wait. You CAN play the guitar… right?
Hero: I've swung my shares of axes around. And I'm awesome at /airguitar! This can't be TOO different!
Joe: *heavy sigh*
John: *heavy sigh*
Sam: *heavy sigh*
Hero: No, really. I can DO this! And I've always wanted to rank up my Bard skills!
Joe: You might be right, Hero. Just fuse your inner Scientist with your outer Guitar-Hero.
John: For SCIENCE!
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