Locations/Replays:
- Kaiju War - Plays after completing the 'Keelhaul th' Cap'n' quest
«Scene: the Kaiju still stands in the middle of the ocean»
«The Hero looks at it from a ship»
Hero: Defeating Cap'n Kraylox didn't stop this thing!
Hero: It just made it mad!
«The Cyseriffic Lim Mecha stands in the water»
Cysero: Don't worry! We've got this!
«Scene fades»
«Scene: Cysero and Lim in the cockpit of the Cyseriffic Lim»
Lim: Wait, where are you going? The kaiju's straight ahead.
Cysero: I'm flanking it.
Lim: Why? That's dumb. It can see what we're doing.
Lim: Just run forward and hit it.
Cysero: Hey! Quit it!
Lim: Augh! How am I supposed pilot this thing if you keep jerking the wheel?
Cysero: You're not the pilot. I'M the pilot.
«Lim raises his fist»
Lim: No, you're the co-pilot.
«Screen gets tighter»
Cysero: Well, if I'm the co-pilot, then you're the Co-co-pilot!
Lim: I invented this thing!
Cysero: I built it!
«Scene fades»
«Scene: Outside, the Cyseriffic Lim shuts down because of the conflicting commands.»
«Scene: Inside the cockpit»
Lim: You broke it!
Cysero: Well, crap.
«Scene fades»
«Scene: Captain Rhubarb, Floyd, and Warlic on the captain's ship»
Warlic: I knew this was going to end badly.
Captain Rhubarb: Shiver me timbers! What are we goin' t' do now?
Warlic: While you've all been fighting this monster, I've been working on a backup plan.
Warlic: …Though, I was hoping we wouldn't have to use it. It could be dangerous.
Captain Rhubarb: This entire situation could be dangerous!
Warlic: Ah, heck with it.
«Warlic takes out a glass bottle with a green liquid inside.»
Warlic: <Hero>! Catch!
«Scene fades»
«Scene: the Hero has caught the glass bottle»
Hero: What's this?
«Split screen: Warlic on the left»
Warlic: It'll make you strong enough to fight Klashex!
«Split screen: Hero on the right»
Hero: Sign me up!
Warlic: …but it could destabilize your entire molecular structure!
Hero: …What?
«Captain Rhubarb pops up behind Warlic»
Captain Rhubarb: Don't do it, matey! It be too much to risk!
«Split screen disappears, focus on the Hero»
Hero: Ah, heck with it.
«The Hero drinks the potion and start glowing.»
«Captain Rhubarb's ship shakes»
Captain Rhubarb: YARRRRRRRRR, Matey! That is the biggest booty these seas have ever seen!
«Scene: the Hero has now grown to be equal in size to the kaiju»
Hero: Awwwh, yeah!
«Hero raises their weapon»
Hero: Everybody stand back! I'm going to put this thing into orbit!
«Scene fades»
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