Not Worthy!

Locations/Replays:


«Scene: Ziri's gray beach»

Scarletta: ZIRI! We need to talk RIGHT NOW.

Ziri: Heeeeey… Calm down. This is where the story gets good!

Scarletta: Answer me honestly, is the source of your, uh, power… your necklace?

Ziri: Awww man! You guessed it! The Amulet of Wishes!
Ziri: So you get a special prize!
Ziri: Ziri wishes Scarletta was the most beautiful woman in the ENTIRE WORLD!

«There's a puff of smoke, but nothing else happens»

All except Ziri and Pax:

Ziri: Why do you look the same?

Scarletta: I was already the most beautiful woman in the entire world!

«Close up of Ziri»

Ziri: Seems legit.
Ziri: OMG… lean in here a second…
Ziri: ARE YOUR EYES MIRRORS!?

«Scene zooms back out»

Pax: I can only use canned chat.

Xeight: Do we have any sunscreen?

Ziri: Attention! BEHOLD! The prophecy of Kitty Boo Boo!
Ziri: Legend said… One day a hero would take the trials of the Bacon Cat Force!
Ziri: WHERE DESTINY SHALL DECIDE FOR YOU A…
Ziri: A… Spirit Animal!
Ziri: A… Smell!
Ziri: A… non websafe Color with a interesting and hard to remember name!

«Scene: Yulgar's inn, there's a guy flailing his arms around wildly»

Random villager: I LIKE PUCE!

«Scene: Ziri's beach»

Ziri: ONLY THEN… can you be… a member of the Bacon Cat Force.

«Close up of Ziri»

Ziri: WHO WANTS IN!

«Scene zooms back out»

All except Ziri and Pax:

Ziri: Seriously?
Ziri: No one wants to join?
Ziri: You know… Ever since Ziri was little, he was always been different.
Ziri: Unlike the other Sneevils, Ziri never liked boxes.
Ziri: Ziri was always fun of for spending all his time talking about vampires, and dragons and robots…
Ziri: All Ziri ever wanted was to be big and looked up to…
Ziri: But… Ziri… Ziri is so small…

All except Ziri and Pax:

Ziri: That is why NONE OF YOU DESERVE to join the Bacon Cat Force!

«Close up of Ziri»

Ziri: Only the chosen one…

«Scene fades»


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