Locations/Replays:
- Kaiju War - Plays when first joining the map
«Scene: Captain's Rhubarb on his pirate ship. There's a trobblier on his shoulder.»
Captain Rhubarb: Here they come, just like clockwork.
«Scene fades»
«Scene: the view through Captain Rhubarb's telescope. Pirate ships sail towards the Lolosian shore»
Captain Rhubarb: Every year, Lolosia's docks fill with the ships o'pirates lookin' t'cut loose at th' Pirate Festival.
Captain Rhubarb: And every year, some bilge-swiggin' pirate crew gets th' idea to invade th' port and make off with all th' loot.
«Scene: Captain Rhubarb's ship»
Floyd: Bwahahaha!
Captain Rhubarb: HAHAHAHA!
Floyd: And every year, we send 'em off t'feed the fishies 20 fathoms deep!
Captain Rhubarb: Aye, I don't know why they even try.
Captain Rhubarb: Alright, let's be gettin' this show on the road.
Captain Rhubarb: Run a shot across the bow!
« A cannonball streaks past in the background. It flies over the bow of an invading pirate ship.»
Captain Rhubarb: Ha-HA! Run, you scurvy dogs!
Floyd: We'll turn ye sons of biscuit-eaters into shark bait!
«The screen shakes. Floyd and Captain Rhubarb are confused.»
«The invading pirate ship lifts off the water on the head of a giant monster – a kaiju.»
«Scene fades»
«Scene: Captain Rhubarb looks at the monster with a telescope.»
Floyd: Oh, my. That's new.
«Captain Rhubarb lowers the telescope»
Captain Rhubarb: We may need to call in some help for this one.
Floyd: A LOT of help.
«Scene fades»
Next: The Cavalry's Here