Not in Love
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Locations/Replays:


«Scene: Hero prepares to attack Swaggy»

Hero: Alright, you. Let's have 'em.

Swaggy: No! Stay away!

«Beleen grabs the arrows»

«Beleen breaks the arrows in two»

CRACK!

«Close up of Swaggy»

Swaggy: NOOOOOO!

«Scene fades»

«Scene: Joy looks disgusted with Dage the Evil»

AND WITH THE ARROWS DESTROYED, THE SPELL WAS BROKEN.

«Scene fades»

«Scene: Galanoth and the Red Dragon in the hot tub»

Galanoth: Let's never mention this again.

Red Dragon: Hwooof.

ONE BY ONE, THE MAGICALLY-INDUCED LOVE FADED FROM PEOPLE'S HEARTS.

«Scene fades»

«Scene: Constantin and Solani sitting at their table»

Constantin: Another beignet?

Solani: I was thinking maybe some scones.

…THOUGH NOT EVERYONE ACTUALLY NOTICED.

«Scene fades»

«Scene: Vordred, Beleen, and the Hero, standing outside in the park»

Vordred: I HAVE GOOD NEWS. I AM NO LONGER IN LOVE WITH YOU, BELEEN.
Vordred: <Hero>, SINCE YOU HAVE RELEASED ME FROM CUPID'S CURSE, I WILL NOT KILL YOU TODAY.

Hero: Well, that's good to hear.

Beleen: Romantic mayhem has been averted for another year.
Beleen: Now if you'll excuse me… I have a picnic to get back to!

«Scene: Hero and Vordred»

Hero: What about you, Vordred? I've got a blanket and a keg of Moglinberry juice, if you want to join me.

Vordred: HAH! HAH! HAH! NOW THAT I AM FREE FROM THAT LOVE SPELL, I HAVE MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO ATTEND TO.

Hero: Sure, whatever, man.
Hero: Just trying to be nice.

«Scene fades»

«Scene: Vordred and Swaggy riding on top of Pinky the Unicorn»

Swaggy: So… picnic?

«Scene fades»


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