No Time to Explain!

Locations/Replays:

• Thorngarde - Plays when joining the room for the first time per login
  • Stellaria

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«Scene: Artix and the Hero facing off against some undead in Doomwood Forest»

Hero: Man, we've been through so much together!

Artix: No kidding! There is no one I would rather have at my side to fight off an army of the Undead.
Artix: Are you ready for our ultimate battle?

Hero: Yeah!
Hero: But …ahh, no! I need to use the bathroom so bad!

Artix: Better hurry! There is an outhouse just over there.

«Scene: Split screen - Hero on the left and an outhouse surrounded by undead on the right»
«Hero sweatdrops»

Hero: Great. Guess I'm gonna have to make a run for it.

«The Hero starts running and options appear on the right»

Swerve through them!
Do a barrel roll!
Definitely don't do a barrel roll.

+ Swerve through them!

«The Hero attempts to swerve through the undead but gets knocked aside»

Hero: Don't pee, don't pee, don't pee… *breathes deeply* ok.. I think I can hold it long enough for one more try.

«The cutscene returns to the previous options scene»

+ Do a barrel roll!

«The Hero rushes the undead and leaps over them»

Hero: You know, it's actually awesome being me.

«The Hero smacks into a tree and falls to the ground»

Hero: Why do I do this to myself?

«The cutscene returns to the previous options scene»

+ Definitely don't do a barrel roll.

«The Hero rushes the undead, knocks them aside and runs up to the outhouse, which is glowing gold»

Hero: Finally, my bladder meter is almost maxed!

«A chronomancer appears between the Hero and the outhouse»

Hero: Aww, come on!

Chronomancer: <Hero>! I need your help--and fast!

Hero: Right this moment? Can it wait till later!?

«The chronomancer does a finger gun and winks»

Chronomancer: It has to be later… the problem is in… THE FUTURE!

Hero: Well, we're gonna have a really big problem now if I don't get to that outhouse!

Chronomancer: This problem is much bigger than that! Quick! There's no time to explain!

Hero: Come on, can't I just…

«The Hero and the chronomancer disappear»
«Screen wipe, right to left - the Hero and the chronomancer appear in the forest of Thorngarde»

Hero: …pee first?
Hero: Sigh.
Hero: So… where are we?

Chronomancer: I told you-- the future! And we're in big trouble!

Hero: Ok, well… how can I help?

Chronomancer: Well, the first thing you have to know is…

«The chronomancer is hit from behind by a flying spear»

Chronomancer: Awwwwk!!!!

«Scene: A pink paladin with rainbow unicorn horns defeats a NecroDrone»

Stellaria: Omigosh! Are you okay?

«Scene: Hero and Stellaria next to the dead chronomancer»

Hero: Well… I don't think he is…
Stellaria: …<Hero>??
Stellaria: It's you! Thank goodness you're here!
Stellaria: I can't believe it - you're alive!

Hero: …Wait, what? Who are you?

Stellaria: There's no time to explain. This village is under attack, they need our help NOW!

«Scene fades»

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