No Time to Explain!


«Scene: Artix and the Hero facing off against some undead in Doomwood Forest»

Hero: Man, we've been through so much together!

Artix: No kidding! There is no one I would rather have at my side to fight off an army of the Undead.
Artix: Are you ready for our ultimate battle?

Hero: Yeah!
Hero: But …ahh, no! I need to use the bathroom so bad!

Artix: Better hurry! There is an outhouse just over there.

«Scene: Split screen - Hero on the left and an outhouse surrounded by undead on the right»
«Hero sweatdrops»

Hero: Great. Guess I'm gonna have to make a run for it.

«The Hero starts running and options appear on the right»

Swerve through them!
Do a barrel roll!
Definitely don't do a barrel roll.

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