Locations/Replays:
- Swaggy's Chateau - Plays after joining the room for the first time
«Scene: black screen»
I HAVE NEVER BEEN THE ROMANTIC TYPE.
«Scene: Vordred surrounded by an army of the undead»
I NEVER THOUGHT THAT AN UNLIVING CONSTRUCT OF BONES AND DARK ENERGY LIKE MYSELF WOULD BE CAPABLE OF IT.
«Scene fades»
«Scene: close up of Vordred, who is confused»
BUT THEN IT HIT ME, LIKE A SHOT RIGHT IN THE NETHER REGION.
«Scene fades»
«Scene: Beleen floats through the air, surrounded by hearts»
LOVE. NEVER HAD I SEEN A BEING SO ANGELIC, SO CAPTIVATING, SO… EXQUISITE.
«Scene fades»
«Scene: in a grassy field with pink flora, Vordred kneels before Beleen, who looks disgusted»
UNFORTUNATELY, MY PRINCESS DID NOT RETURN MY AFFECTION.
«Scene fades»
«Scene: an exasperated Beleen turns away from a lovestruck Vordred»
I TRIED EVERYTHING, SHOWED HER MY DARK MAGIC, GAVE HER AN ARMY OF UNDEAD MINIONS.
«Scene fades»
«Scene: Vordred is comforted by an undead soldier while Beleen hugs Sir Racha in the background»
BUT ALL SHE COULD SEE WAS A PILE OF BONES WITHOUT A SOUL.
«Scene fades»
«Scene: Hero and Vordred in the grassy park»
Hero: Well, to be fair, you ARE a pile of bones without a soul.
«Vordred raises his arm in anger»
Vordred: THAT DOES NOT MEAN I AM INCAPABLE OF LOVE!
Vordred: <Hero>, I KNOW WE HAVE HAD OUR ISSUES IN THE PAST.
Vordred: BUT YOU ARE A HERO. YOU HELP PEOPLE.
Vordred: YOU WILL HELP ME.
Hero: Help you… convince Beleen to love you?
Hero: Dude, even if I wanted to do that, I don't think it's gonna happen.
Vordred: <Hero>, I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THESE STRANGE FEELINGS I AM HAVING.
Vordred: BUT I NEED MY DARK QUEEN!
Vordred: SHE HAS INSPIRED POETRY IN THIS ONCE-EMPTY SOUL.
Hero: I thought you didn't have a soul.
Vordred: MY POETRY IS NOT MEAN TO BE TAKEN SO LITERALLY!
Vordred: I AM NOT FOOLISH. I KNOW MY CHANCES ARE SLIM.
Vordred: BUT I WOULD BE UNWORTHY OF HER LOVE IF I DID NOT TRY.
Hero: Hoo, boy.
Hero: Alright, man. No guarantees, but let's see what we can do.
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