Locations/Replays:
- Black Friday War - Plays after joining the map after the Black Friday War war meter reached 25%
«Scene: Hero and Twilly in the EbilCorp-ified Battleon»
Hero: Man, fighting these drones is exhausting work!
«Screen pans right to show Chairman Platinum leaning the wall of Scarbucks Coffee»
Chairman Platinum: Good thing there's a source of cheap coffee nearby to keep you going.
«Twilly throws his Scarbucks Coffee cup into the air»
Twilly: GASP! Chairman Platinum!
Twilly: You have some nerve showing your face around here!
Twilly: How dare you treat these poor people this way!
Chairman Platinum: What, the drones? Wasn't me.
Chairman Platinum: I just wanted to make some money off all you holiday vultures.
Hero: Okay, so what the heck happened, then?
«Scene fades»
«Scene: Zorbak holding an EbilCorp staff in a dimly-lit room with EbilCorp logos plastered on the wall»
HAAAHAAAHAHAHAAHA!
ZORBAK - EXCUSE ME, MR. Z HERE - DECIDED THAT EBILCORP WASN'T LIVING UP TO ITS NAME.
WASN'T… EBIL ENOUGH.
«Scene fades»
«Scene: Zorbak's BOGOdrones overpowering Chairman Platinum's cyborg workers»
SO, HE TOOK OVER OUR BLACK FRIDAY EVENT.
MADE THESE DRONES THAT KEEP THE WORKERS IN LINE —
WORKING FOR PENNIES, MAKING NO PROFIT…
…AND IF THEY TRIED TO TAKE A BREAK, THEY GET ZAPPED!
«Scene fades»
«Scene: Shoppers standing in line in front of a "eWatch" poster»
NOT ONLY THAT — HE'S GOT MIND-CONTROL DEVICES IN A LOT OF THE BIG BLOWOUT SALE ITEMS!
THAT'S RIGHT — YOU CAN BUY THAT NEW EWATCH, AND PRETTY SOON…
«Scene fades»
«Scene: the same shoppers, except with red eyes, and all wearing eWatches»
…YOU'RE UNDER EBILCORP'S CONTROL.
«Scene fades»
«Scene: Back to the Hero, Twilly, and Chairman Platinum in the EbilCorp-ified Battleon»
Chairman Platinum: Or, more specifically, Mr. Z's.
Hero: But you're the CEO! Why don't you stop him?
Chairman Platinum: Haha, well — imagining for a moment that I'd even WANT to. I can't!
«Chairman Platinum crosses his arms»
Chairman Platinum: He voted me off the board.
«The Hero and Twilly are so surprised that question marks appear over their heads»
Hero: WHAT!?!
Twilly: WHAT!?!
Chairman Platinum: Here's some advice, kids:
Chairman Platinum: Never let an ebil moglin buy a majority share in your company's stock!
Chairman Platinum: I'd LOVE to watch you destroy him, though.
Chairman Platinum: That little blockhead needs to be taken down a peg.
Hero: So wait — you want me to take your revenge FOR you?
Chairman Platinum: Oh, hey, WOULD you? I mean, as long as you're gonna be fighting him anyway.
«Scene fades»
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