Mr. Z
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Locations/Replays:

  • Black Friday War - Plays after joining the map after the Black Friday War war meter reached 25%

«Scene: Hero and Twilly in the EbilCorp-ified Battleon»

Hero: Man, fighting these drones is exhausting work!

«Screen pans right to show Chairman Platinum leaning the wall of Scarbucks Coffee»

Chairman Platinum: Good thing there's a source of cheap coffee nearby to keep you going.

«Twilly throws his Scarbucks Coffee cup into the air»

Twilly: GASP! Chairman Platinum!
Twilly: You have some nerve showing your face around here!
Twilly: How dare you treat these poor people this way!

Chairman Platinum: What, the drones? Wasn't me.
Chairman Platinum: I just wanted to make some money off all you holiday vultures.

Hero: Okay, so what the heck happened, then?

«Scene fades»

«Scene: Zorbak holding an EbilCorp staff in a dimly-lit room with EbilCorp logos plastered on the wall»

HAAAHAAAHAHAHAAHA!

ZORBAK - EXCUSE ME, MR. Z HERE - DECIDED THAT EBILCORP WASN'T LIVING UP TO ITS NAME.
WASN'T… EBIL ENOUGH.

«Scene fades»

«Scene: Zorbak's BOGOdrones overpowering Chairman Platinum's cyborg workers»

SO, HE TOOK OVER OUR BLACK FRIDAY EVENT.
MADE THESE DRONES THAT KEEP THE WORKERS IN LINE —
WORKING FOR PENNIES, MAKING NO PROFIT…
…AND IF THEY TRIED TO TAKE A BREAK, THEY GET ZAPPED!

«Scene fades»

«Scene: Shoppers standing in line in front of a "eWatch" poster»

NOT ONLY THAT — HE'S GOT MIND-CONTROL DEVICES IN A LOT OF THE BIG BLOWOUT SALE ITEMS!
THAT'S RIGHT — YOU CAN BUY THAT NEW EWATCH, AND PRETTY SOON…

«Scene fades»

«Scene: the same shoppers, except with red eyes, and all wearing eWatches»

…YOU'RE UNDER EBILCORP'S CONTROL.

«Scene fades»

«Scene: Back to the Hero, Twilly, and Chairman Platinum in the EbilCorp-ified Battleon»

Chairman Platinum: Or, more specifically, Mr. Z's.

Hero: But you're the CEO! Why don't you stop him?

Chairman Platinum: Haha, well — imagining for a moment that I'd even WANT to. I can't!

«Chairman Platinum crosses his arms»

Chairman Platinum: He voted me off the board.

«The Hero and Twilly are so surprised that question marks appear over their heads»

Hero: WHAT!?!

Twilly: WHAT!?!

Chairman Platinum: Here's some advice, kids:
Chairman Platinum: Never let an ebil moglin buy a majority share in your company's stock!
Chairman Platinum: I'd LOVE to watch you destroy him, though.
Chairman Platinum: That little blockhead needs to be taken down a peg.

Hero: So wait — you want me to take your revenge FOR you?

Chairman Platinum: Oh, hey, WOULD you? I mean, as long as you're gonna be fighting him anyway.

«Scene fades»


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