MORE SKULLS

Locations/Replays:


«Scene: Hero in Sepulchure's vault»

Hero: Finally… Sepulchure's Forbidden Vault.
Hero: What in the world is so important that he guards it with a monster that would eat any living OR undead that would try to enter here?

«Scene zooms out to show a tomb and a chest»

Hero: Awww. Not much in here…. just a box and the Tomb.
Hero: Honestly, I expected cursed talking weapons, some disturbing experiment, or piles of treasure.

«Hero opens the chest»

Hero: I wonder if there is anything valuable inside the box? The label on it says "Prototypes."
Hero: Hmmmm…. there are about 2,500 AdventureCoins in here.
Hero: There is a printing press to make Contracts of Nulgath and 200 Diamonds.
Hero: And… 1… 2… 3… I would guess about 900 Dage Legion Tokens.
Hero: Nope.
Hero: Definitely nothing of value in there.
Hero (thinking): KIDDING! I wish all of that was all in there. Only thing in there was some unreadable faded paper with fancy writing that looked like old love letters.

«Hero walks up to the Tomb»

Hero: I guess the only thing left in here is the Tomb.
Hero: Oh… there is a name written on the tomb.
Hero: It reads….
Hero:
Hero: OMG! WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

«Name on tomb is "Queen Lynaria Alteon"»

«Hero takes a step back from the tomb»

Hero: Why is the tomb of the Queen here in the Necropolis!?
Hero: How could this get any weirder?

«Hero falls, Sally with her Vordred Chaos experiment»

Hero: !!!

Sally: <Hero>! HOW DARE YOU interrupt my creation-ing-ing!?

Hero: OMG! Sally, the pretty, pretty pink Necromantress? WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING!?
Hero: Is… is…. is that Vordred on the wall?

Sally: We can rebuild him…. BIGGER… FASTER… BETTER… MORE SKULLS!

Vordred: MORE SKULLS!

Hero:

Sally: I am sooooo glad I had a trap door installed where you are standing.

Hero: Huh?

«Sally casts a spell on Hero, he falls»

Hero: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Hero (thinking): Could this get any worse?

Sally: Hey <Hero>! Before you go all squishy splat… just wanted you to know that Drakath gave me some CHAOS to rebuild Vordred with!

Hero: At least NOW it cannot get any worse….

Sally: Oh, and one more teeny thingy! Just in case you survive…
Sally: I am flooding the Necropolis with my noxious neurotoxin!
Sally: HAHAHA, COUNTDOWN TO DOOM…. WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!

«Scene fades»


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