MONORAIL CAT

Locations/Replays:

Note: This cutscene is a parody of the Monorail Cat meme.


«Scene takes place in Noobshire»

«Screen fades in with the Hero speaking with Lowell Cat»

Hero: So can you explain what went missing?

Lowell: WE HAS 2 HOLY RELICS DAT MEEN MOAR 2 US THAN ANYTHIN!
Lowell: DEY WUZ STOLEN BY TEH HORCS!
Lowell: TEH FURST RELIC IZ R INVISABLE BIKE.
Lowell: HER, TAEK LOOK.

Hero: Wow.

«Screen moves to a picture of the "INVISIBLE BIKE"»

Lowell: U CAN C WHAY IZ SO IMPORTANT 2 US.

Hero: Actually, no…. I can't.

«Screen fades back with the Hero speaking to Lowell Cat»

Hero: …But it's clear that these relics mean a lot to you so I'll help you.

Lowell: THANK U!
Lowell: TEH HORCS PROBABLY TOOK IT 2 GENERAL PORKIN.

Hero: OK, then I'll head over to the Horc fort at Orctown and…

Lowell: MONORAIL KAT CAN GIT U THAR FASTR.

Hero: uh… Monorail Cat?

Lowell: IZ RITE UP TEH STAIRS BEHIND ME.

«Screen moves to a picture of the "MONORAIL CAT"»

Hero: YEESH! That is HORRIFYING!

Lowell: U GIT USD 2 IT. TLAK 2 ME AGIN WHEN URE READY.

«Screen fades»


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