New CEO of Love
Step right up! Step right up! I'm talking to the lost lovebirds and broken hearts out there! Are you and your boo fighting instead of kissing? Are irreconcilable differences burning your house down? Then hold each other one last time, and sail down this magical Tunnel of Love! Your problems? Gone! Your mouths? Smooching! Your reasonable amount of payment for my services? Mine! That's a guarantee from your new Big Daddy Mnemo!
After completing the 'Oubliable' quest:
New CEO of Love
Please! Just a little mercy! It's Heroes Heart Day! I promise I'll never pretend to be your Daddy again! I'm just a little guy! I-In fact! It's my birthday! You wouldn't let a bunch of scary skellies execute a little guy on his birthday, right? I'm a homunculus that was baked in an oven in Dragonrune Hall just to be a jingle bell elf copy of someone that already exists! Isn't that pitiful? Don't you feel a little sorry for me? PLEAAAAAASE!
Life
Y-you'll really spare my life? Save me from the Legion? Let me kiss your shoes! Let me worship you! My savior! I pinky promise that I'll never bother that stupid, ugly, tacky Big Daddy again. In fact, I'll even go back to jingle bell-ing it up for Frostval! I'm sure all the other Holiday Elves are going to be happy to see me again. Oh how I've missed Holiday Elf Zhoom #35, Holiday Elf Valencia #29, and Holiday Elf Tomix #705!
Death
NOOOOOO, LET ME GO! PLEASE DON'T LET THE SCARY SKELETONS BOIL ME! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU? SOMEONE! ANYONE! HELP ME! HEEELLLP ME!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! UWAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *wet sobbing and wailing* I just wanted everyone to have a happy Heroes Heart Day! So what if a couple of people forgot how to breathe and suffocated to death?
Chaos
Are you stealing my gig? No, you're going to invite people to the Tunnel so they'll revert to being babies. What's wrong with you? Unless…C'mon, let me out, buddy. Pal! Pally! Mon amie! I have a lot of fun ideas in my back pocket! Let's open a Lucky Day stand next month, and sell Leprechaun gold! It'll curse an entire town, and we can watch the carnage together! So, cmon! Slip me out of here and into your funny bag!
Location: Tunnel of Love
Thanks to Ness860.
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