Locations/Replays:
«Scene: Two meteorites hurling through space towards Battleon Town.»
Asteroids will Impact BattleOn….. this Friday Night!
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«Scene: Arcana, Artix, Cysero, Hero, Mercuria, Murry, Nythera, Twilly, Uldor, Warlic, and Xarymandias talking in Warlic's Magic Shoppe»
Warlic: This is a dire situation. How can we stop the Asteroids from impacting our town?
Nythera: Why don't we put a giant force field around BattleOn?
Mercuria: Impossible. The meteorites are too big. They would shatter right through our defense. All we can hope for is to hurl fireballs at 'em the old fashioned way!
Cysero: Sure, we could do that, if we want the meteorites to shatter into a million pieces and destroy all the towns.
Mercuria: Well, what would you suggest? Building a giant pool of yogurt for them to land in?
Nythera: This is no time for arguing! We need to find some way to save our town?
Twilly: I have an idea!
Twilly: Why don't we just move BattleOn?
Everyone but Twilly and Hero: ?
Warlic: Indeed! That is a great solution! Who gave you this idea Twilly?
Twilly: Hero of course!
Hero: So what do you think? Could we move BattleOn?
Warlic: It would be possible if we…
Cysero: …if we used 2,000 Titan donkeys and a lot of rope!
Mercuria: Or we could turn the ground into lava and just slide it downhill!
Cysero: NO NO NO! A better idea: place the town on a giant catapult! Then pull down the moon to one side and WHAMMO! The town is hurled off to safety!
«Screen zooms in on Cysero's blueprints.»
Everyone but Cysero: …
Cysero: I'll go set up a giant pillow at the landing site!
«Cysero leaves»
Hero: I was thinking of something a little faster… *coughs* and a little safer.
Warlic: Yes. It seems the obvious course of action is to….
Everyone: Teleport BattleOn!
Nythera: Hmpf. But we don't have enough magical energy to raise the town off the ground AND teleport it!
Hero: Don't worry about that! I'll help by gathering every magic user in the land and have them here by Friday!
Mercuria: Excellent! f you gather up all the players for Friday, I will prepare the levitate spell.
Warlic: I'll prepare a spell to teleport the town. Nythera, my assistant, you must find a safe destination in Greenguard Forest where we will place town.
Twilly: WOW! Every magic user in the land showing up on Friday to teleport town to a new location?
Twilly: This will be the biggest spell ever cast! It is going to be EPIC!
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«Scene: Drakath on his throne.»
Drakath: Hmmm…. how interesting.
«Screen zooms in on Drakath»
«Xing and Xang lean in»
Xing: <Giggles> Speed up the asteroids! Crash it into them in the middle of their spell!
Xang: NO! <giggles> Speed up the Asteroids AND give them a bonus surprise!
Drakath: When forced to choose between two evils… I prefer the one I have not done before.
«Drakath's eyes turn orange and the eye on his chest glows purple.»
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«Scene two meteorites moving towards BattleOn»
«Both meteorites speed up»
«One meteorite changes course»
The meteorites move faster… and one has changed course. Impact will happen FRIDAY!
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