Meet Zomboda


«Scene: outside of Zorbak's secret hideout in the Chopping Maul»

Hero: …..

???: Hmmmmm… looking for great master of the swamp you are?

Hero: ………..

???: Yes. Yes. A great and powerful necromancer to teach you the secrets you you seek. Hmmmmm?

Hero: Oh geez. Zorbak, I know it’s you. What are you trying to do here?

Zomboda: Meh, Young Paddlewan! There is no try…
Zomboda: Only DO-OOOM.

Hero: ?!

Zomboda: Zomboda I am. Come to seek entrance to the tower of Necromancy you have? Learn great power, hmmmm?

Hero: Tower of Necromancy? Do you mea that shack behind you?

Zomboda: Quest you must! Become a Deadeye!
Zomboda: Only then can you face the Paladin Slayer, Vordred and fulfil your… Meh heh destiny.

Hero: Seriously? Looks like someone’s been lured into the Dork Side of the Force.
Hero: Alright. What do you want me to do Zorba… erm… Zomboda?

«Scene fades»

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