Meat Trobbles
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Locations/Replays:


«Scene: Memet examines a meat nubbin»

«Memet eats the meat nubbin»

Memet: Mmm-mmm! This is SO GOOD!

Memet: <Hero>, you gotta try some!

Hero: I'm good, thanks.

Memet: Ok! Your loss.

«Exclamation marks appear over the Hero's head»

Hero: Uhh. Memet?

Memet: Hmm?

«The meat machine has produced a huge pile of meat nubbins»

Hero: You might want to turn that thing off.

Memet: AUGH!

«Meat nubbins come to life and run around Memet»

Memet: No, no, no! Oh, what did you do?

Hero: Ohhh, no. Don't you pin this on me. This was ALL you.

Memet: Don't sell yourself short, <Hero>! This was a COLLABORATION.
Memet: Now come on. We have to get this all cleaned up before-

???: CALLING MEATLAB M-1. COME IN, MEATLAB M-1.

Memet: OH NO!

Hero: Who's that?

Memet: My secret benefactors! They're checking in on my progress.
Memet: This is terrible! <Hero>, I'm going to lose my funding if they see this!

Hero: Gee, how tragic.

???: MEATLAB M-1 ARE YOU THERE?

Memet: AUGH! What do I do?

Hero: Pick it up!

«Memet looks at a screen»

Memet: This is MEATlab M-1!

???: OH, I'M SO GLAD YOU PICKED UP, WE WERE GETTING WORRIED!
???: HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING DOWN THERE?

Memet: FINE! Everything is fine. You're gonna love it!

«Memet sweats and looks at the Hero»

«Scene fades»


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