Meat Explosion
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Locations/Replays:


«Scene: Memet and the Hero in front of a shaking machine»

Memet: Phew! I think everything's finally under control.

Hero: Are you sure? That meat machine looks pretty unstable.

Memet: Nah. As long as we keep it turned off, we'll be FINE.

«A green flying machine flies into view»

???: MEATLAB M-1. HOW'S EVERYTHING COMING ALONG DOWN HERE?

Memet: Gasp! It's my-

Hero: Your secret benefactor?

Memet: Yes, how'd you know?

Hero: Just a hunch.

???: PLEASED TO MEET YOU! THIS IS ACTUALLY JUST A DRONE, BUT I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO BEING THERE IN PERSON VERY SOON.

Memet: Oh hey, that's great!
Memet: I wasn't expecting to see you for another week.

???: LET'S SEE WHAT KIND OF PROGRESS YOU'VE MADE ON OUR MEAT, M-1!

Memet: Oh, sure! But, ah..

???: YES, M-1?

Memet: But you just got here! You should let my friend, <Hero>, show you around some!
Memet: <Hero>, why don't you give this fine fellow a tour of… the outside of the building?

???: OH, MY, THAT IS SO CONSIDERATE! BUT I'M AFRAID I CAN'T STAY HERE FOR LONG.

«The drone flies over to the control panel and extends an arm to push a red button»

???: I'LL JUST TURN THIS THING ON-

«Memet is horrified»

Memet: NO, DON'T!

«The control panel explodes on the drone»

???: AAAAAAH!

«The Hero, Memet, and the drone end up on the floor with a pile of meat»

???: WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!

Memet: I tried to warn you! The meat came to life! IT CAME TO LIFE!

Hero: Uh, guys?

«The meat starts vibrating. A meat monster rises up from the ground»

???: AAAAAAH!

Memet: AAAAAAH!

Hero: AAAAAAH!

«Scene fades»


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