I Owe HOW MUCH?!?!


«Scene: Inside the Cursed Item Shop»

Hero: Ok! I made it here! (huff puff) Now can you take a look inside this box?

Dr. Dryden Darkwood: Oh, heavens, no! You have to pay your bill first!

Hero: Ok. Well, how much do I owe?

Dr. Dryden Darkwood: Let's see… cost of the items… transportation fee… applicable taxes… oh, and let's not forget the cleanup fee…
Dr. Dryden Darkwood: That total comes out to… 5,000,000 gold.

Hero: 5 MILLION GOLD!?!?


Hero: That has to be wrong.

Dr. Dryden Darkwood: Oh! I did make a mistake. One moment please…. Carrying the 3…
Dr. Dryden Darkwood: Ah, yes. The total is actually 10 million gold.

Hero: 10 MILLION GOLD!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


Lamp: Ha! That's WAY over the gold cap.

Hero: How am I supposed to pay that???

Dr. Dryden Darkwood: In installments, of course!

Hero: *Groan!*

Dr. Dryden Darkwood: But say, you look like a fine, upstanding fellow.
Dr. Dryden Darkwood: And it seems whatever is in that box must be EXTREMELY important!
Dr. Dryden Darkwood: So what do you say we make a deal?
Dr. Dryden Darkwood: There is an object in the cellar that I've been needing to pull out… a favorite robe.

Hero: Uh, ok.
Hero: So, if I go get your robe from the cellar, you'll wipe out my debt?

Dr. Dryden Darkwood: Why, of coooourse!

Hero: What's the catch?
Hero: And… why can't you go get your robe yourself?

Skudly: Dat because only da idiot would go down DERE!

Dr. Dryden Darkwood: *coughs* Skudly, we are having a professional business transaction here.
Dr. Dryden Darkwood: It seems the magical defenses we installed were recently activated.
Dr. Dryden Darkwood: So. I need YOU to do it.
Dr. Dryden Darkwood: Do we have a deal?

  • Pay 10 million gold.
    • Insufficient Funds
  • Deal.

«Scene fades»

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