Locations/Replays:
- Swaggy's Chateau - Plays after completing the 'CH-CH-CH-INCHILLA (AND SLIME)' quest
«Scene: Hero and Alina stand with Vordred»
Alina: Ok… *giggle* Are you ready for this?
Vordred: YES. JUST GET ON WITH IT. MY PRINCESS AWAITS.
«Scene: Alina prepares to throw the potion at Vordred»
Alina: Alright, here we go!
«Alina throws the potion at Vordred, who turns… pink!»
Vordred: I… FEEL… SO PRETTY!
«Alina pops into frame from the right»
Alina: *sings* Oh so pretty!
«Scene fades»
«Scene: Beleen and Sir Racha are having a picnic when Vordred steps next to them»
Vordred: MILADY.
Vordred: DO NOT WASTE ANY MORE TIME WITH THIS PEASANT. IT IS TIME FOR TRUE NECROMANCE.
Beleen: Are you kidding me?!
Vordred: I HAVE MADE MYSELF PINK FOR YOU. IT IS PROOF OF MY DEVOTION.
Beleen: Oh, well, in that case why don't I just drop everything, cancel my date and marry you?
Vordred: HAH! HAH! HAH! MY PLAN HAS WORKED!
Beleen: No, you lunkhead! It hasn't! I was kidding!
«Vordred slumps»
Vordred: AWW.
«Beleen points at the Hero»
Beleen: And YOU!
Beleen: I can't believe he's gotten YOU involved in this! Do you even understand what's happening here?
«Hero looks at Vordred»
Hero: I got Vordred to turn himself pink? LOLOLOL.
Beleen: UGH. No. I mean… YES, but…
«Scene fades»
«Scene: Quibble and Swaggy in Battleon»
IT ALL STARTED WHEN SWAGGY BOUGHT THOSE STUPID ARROWS FROM QUIBBLE.
«Scene fades»
«Scene: Swaggy holding a golden arrow in Battleon»
A PAIR OF REAL CUPID'S ARROWS! THAT'S WHAT QUIBBLE TOLD HIM.
«Scene zooms in on Swaggy»
BUT DO YOU THINK HE USED THEM FOR GOOD? NO. OF COURSE NOT.
«Scene fades»
«Scene: Twilly and Zorbak in the pink park»
Zorbak: MEH HEH HEH! You'll never stop my evil plan now!
Twilly: That's not true! Twilly has powerful friends!
Zorbak: Oh yeah? You just gonna call <Hero> and hope <he/she> comes in and-
«A golden arrow hits Zorbak»
*poit*
«Zorbak becomes enamored with Twilly»
Zorbak: What… what is this weird thing my heart is doing?
Zorbak: Make it stop. I don't like it.
Twilly: Zorbak? Are you ok? You look like you're in-
«A golden arrow hits Twilly»
*poit*
Twilly: love… with… me.
Zorbak: Is that what this is? I… LOVE you?
Twilly: I know, it's weird isn't it?
«Scene fades»
«Scene: Cleric Joy and Dage the Evil looking lovingly into each other's eyes on a couch»
ONE SHOT FROM THOSE ARROWS WAS ALL IT TOOK.
«Scene fades»
«Scene: Galanoth and the Red Dragon in a hot tub together»
NO MATTER HOW WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE THE PARING MIGHT SEEM…
«Scene fades»
«Scene: Constantin and Solani holding hands in Darkovia, which golden arrows stuck in them»
Solani: Actually, I don't feel all that different.
…EVERYONE FELL INSTANTLY, MADLY IN LOVE.
«Scene fades»
«Scene: Hero, Beleen, and Vordred in the pink park»
Hero: But not you?
Beleen: Nope! I'm immune because I already love everyone!
Vordred: EXCEPT FOR VORDRED.
Beleen: But you see how this is a bad thing? That needs to be stopped?
Hero: I dunno, it's pretty hilarious.
«Beleen bounces in place»
Beleen: <Hero>!
Hero: I kid! I kid. Of course I'll help put things right.
Hero: So, where is Swaggy now?
Beleen: He's at Chateau Swaggy, of course…
Beleen: …providing a "romantic setting" for the desperately-in-love at an exorbitant price.
Hero: So all of this was about shaking people down for gold? That cad!
Beleen: MMhm.
«Beleen smiles»
Beleen: But if we can get inside… and destroy those golden arrows…
Hero: …the spell will be broken and everyone will go back to normal.
Beleen: Exactly.
«Scene fades»
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