Locations/Replays:
- Furble Feast - Plays after completing the 'Meat and Eggs' quest
«Scene: the Hero, Oishii, some Furbles, and a group of heroes at the feast»
Oishii: Aright, everybody… time to dig in!
Gurk: We hope you enjoy the traditional Feebrix dishes we're sharing here today!
Bork: Yes, they are very tasty!
«The heroes eating the feast»
Mmmm!
So good!
Memet: GASP! You're not going to have any of my lab meat?
Memet: Coward.
Hero: Hey, I don't see you eating it, either.
Memet: Of course not! I don't eat food, silly. Only nightmares!
«Oishii eats the lab meat»
Oishii: Mmmm!
Oishii: You know, I was a little disappointed we weren't doing turdraken this year. But this stuff tastes…
«Oishii stops eating»
Oishii: …it… tastes so…
«Oishii starts salivating»
Oishii: …
«Gurk slides onto the table from the left and opens a monstrous mouth»
Gurk: Ha, ha! Humans are so stupid!
«Bork does the same»
Bork: "We come in peace! Here, eat this meat."
Bork: How gullible can you be?
«Scene fades»
«Scene: Gurk and Bork on the ground with more Furbles»
Ha, ha, ha!
Ha, ha, ha!
Ha, ha, ha!
Chük: It will keep them loyal and complacent until we get everything set up.
Chük: The farm… the slaughterhouse… the packing plant.
Chük: And then… the humans will serve as both our meat and our workers!
HUZZAH!
HUZZAH!
HUZZAH!
Bork: Great work, Gurk!
Gurk: Now, guys. I can't take ALL the credit. That little moglin was a tremendous help!
Gurk: Say, where'd she go, anyway?
«Scene: the Hero looks at Memet in front of the feast table»
Hero: Seriously??
Memet: I didn't know! I swear!
Hero: Yeah. Sure is lucky you didn't eat any of that meat.
Memet: C'mon, you know I wouldn't do this! I'm not EVIL. I'm just… kinda naughty.
Hero: Boy, is that an understatement.
Hero: …
Hero: Oh, come on. We're still friends.
Memet: Yay!
Hero: But you GOTTA help me clean up this mess you made!
«Scene fades»
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