Displays a random dialogue from the list below.
Derp Moglin
What color is a mirror?
The fortune you seek is in another cookie.
Is the cake REALLY a lie?
Do you think ants get annoyed when heroes go to their picnics?
Two days from now, tomorrow's boss fight will be yesterday's.
Do frogzards think in ribbits?
A necromancer is just a healer who procrastinated for too long.
A moglin is just a friend you haven't met.
When you fight ultra boss, always wear the brown pants.
Where does glitter come from?
Is anyone just ever WHELMED?
Bad wolf… Why did I say that? Are there bad wolves here?
If winter comes, can moglins be far behind?
Sunshine on my fur is like a hug from the world.
Don't eat the paper.
Nothing is on FIRE. Fire is on THINGS.
Look before you leap. Or bring a potion.
A foolish moglin listens to his heart. A wise moglin listens to the wishing well.
Don't blink.
I like Twig. Twig likes fish. Do fish like me?
A friend asks only for your time, not your rares.
A ton of moglins is really just about 50 moglins.
How big does a spoon have to be before it becomes a shovel?
Don't even blink.
Don't panic.
Is anyone ever just WHELMED?
Location: NibbleOn
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