Hero: I got you…
Hero: …the key to the Zardis!
Michelle: The Zardis!!!!!!
Adam: The Zardis!!!!!!
Zardis: Time traveling green call box of borderline copyright infringement +5. "Thank you fair use parody law!"
Hero: I was going to give it to your for your honeymoon… but then I realized there were a few people who really wanted to be here!
«Scene fades»
«Scene: a whole lot of people are now at Adam and Michelle's wedding»
Michelle: WOW!!! You brought… everyone…
Adam: <Hero>, this is the greatest present of all time… I don't know what to say…
Hero: Hold that thought, there is one more…
«Scene fades»
«Scene: King Alteon steps out of the Zardis»
Michelle: KING ALTEON!!!
Adam: KING ALTEON!!!
King Alteon: <Hero>, thank you for bringing me here to bare witness to this legendary wedding.
Adam: But… but… King Alteon… you… you…
King Alteon: Do not say a word more friend. <Hero> took me from 5 years ago.
King Alteon: I must not be told of my future or it will have unforeseen consequences on the future.
King Alteon: We are gathered here together for your special moment. Would you mind if I did the honors?
Preacher: … why not?
Michelle: It would be a great honor, sire.
Adam: It would be a great honor, sire.
King Alteon: By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you game maker and wife!
King Alteon: You may now kiss the bride!
«Adam and Michelle kiss»
Congratulations, Michelle & Adam!
Hero: I got you…
«Hero raises their weapon»
Hero: … a real challenge!
Michelle: …um, this wasn't in the script.
Adam: Wait… YOU are challenging me!?
Hero: Yes… prepare yourself!
Adam: But I program the game… I can just make my hitpoints 9999999999999999999.
Hero: Yes, but I know your secret weakness…
Told you the hero has a TON of secrets!
Adam: What secret weakness?
«Intense close up of the Hero»
Hero: Your shoelace is untied…
«Adam looks down»
Adam: Huh?
«Scene: Hero knock outs Adam and runs away with the bride»
RUNAWAYBRIDE
Player wins!
Hero: I got you…
«Hero holds out a rose»
Hero: Uncle Frey's Red Wedding Rose!
Michelle: !!!
Adam: !!!
Adam: A Red Wedding Rose!? The one grown in Doomwood!?!?! Do you know what those are!?
- YES – It’s a nice day for a RED WEDDING MWAHAHA!!
- NO – Why? Don’t you like it?
- MAYBE? I dunno, it was between this one or the pink one.
Adam: That flower turns everyone who smells it into the walking dead!
Guest: I dunno… smells pretty nice!
«Scene: Guest turns into a zombie»
Guest: Smells like… BRAINS… BRAINS!!!!!!
Guests: BRAINS!!!!!!
«Scene: Everyone turns into zombies»
THE WEDDING DEAD
«Hero holds out a red button»
Hero: I got you… a reconfigured EbilCorp Button!
Michelle: Woah!!!
Adam: Woah!!!
Adam: What does it do?
Hero: Actually… I am not sure. But this is the ultimate alternate ending so I CAN'T WAIT TO FIND OUT!
«Scene: Hero pushes the button»
*CREEEEEK*
Yodo: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah…….
«Screens turns black»
Yodo: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh….
Yodo: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh….
Yodo: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh….
*BOOOOOF!*
«Scene: Artix's Wedding»
???: Are you alright down there?
Yodo: Oh, I'm fine! Thanks! My family is very skilled at falling. Let me just figure out where I'm at….
Michelle: Help me! Help me!
Yodo: Oh… there is a Princess down here! Don't be afraid little Princess everything is going to be…
«Scene: Michelle is actually a puppet controlled by a giant angler»
Yodo: OMG!!!!!!
???: Are you alright down there?
«Screen turns black»
Bride Angler: *CHOMP*
Hero: Artix!? Do you still have that ring on?
Adam: YES!
Hero: TAKE. IT. OFF!
«Scene: Doom Vault>
Artix: WOAH!!!
Daimyo: ARF!!
Hero: WOAH!!!
Hero: I think that ring let us travel between our world and the "Other World."
Artix: You mean the real world?
Hero: I don't think that was the "real" real world…
Hero: Either way, YOU better hold onto it. You never know when your going to meet that someone special…
(Girl's voice): “Help me! Help me!”
Artix: Sounds like that girls in trouble! I will save you!!
«Hero faceplams»
Hero: Artix!!! That's a … *sigh* nevermind…
STORYLINE ITEM OBTAINED!
"Dark Dragon Ring"
GrimSkull: EeeeeeeHeeeHeeeeHoooHoohahahaha!
GrimSkull: I don't know what’s funnier…
GrimSkull: That they survived… or that they have NO IDEA what they can do with that ring yet!
GrimSkull: HAHAHAHAHA! *cough* *hack* Hey Mort…
Mort: Squeeeee!
GrimSkull: It is time to build a new GrimSkull Dungeon… how about we put this next one…
GrimSkull: …IN DOOMWOOD!
To be continued.
«Roll credits»
«Scene: Doom Vault»
Voltaire: Hey little guy. Did you like the show? CandyClaws has a present for you.
Mort:!!!
Voltaire: This thing didn't record the concert, did it?
Mort: …
Voltaire: No? Too bad. Guess you'll just have to catch the next show in a few months.
TO BE CONTINUED IN 2014!
"DoomWood vs Grimskull"
