Locations/Replays:
«Scene: the Hero stands next to five children sitting around a fireplace in Yulgar's Inn»
Fhaux: Please tell us about one of your adventures!
Dayna: Something with monsters! BIG ones! GIANT ones!
Hero: Alright, this is the story of how I saved Battleon from the Green Dragon who was under control of the evil princess…
Langlee: HEARD IT, man. Tell us a DIFFERENT one!
Hero: OK, a story you've never heard. Have you ever heard about the time I saved a town from a hungry giant?
All children: No! Tell us!
«Scene: the doorstep of the giant's house»
«The Hero runs onscreen»
Hero: As soon as I arrived at the giant's castle I knew that…
«Scene: Yulgar's Inn»
Langlee: You can't just START at the castle! That's not how you tell a story!
Hero: Hey, do I tell you how to do your job?
Langlee: I'm 7.
Hero: Fine, how do I start the story?
All children: Once Upon a time.
Hero: RIGHT! I knew that. Once upon a time…
Hero: Once upon a time there was a boy named Jack.
«Close up on Hero»
Hero: Jack lived with his mother in a far off village. It was not a rich village but he and his mother had a happy life…
Hero: Jack was an… um… a bean farmer. But not a very good one.
Hero: One dry summer, the farm had only produced a handful of beans but a mysterious stranger offered to trade him his handful of beans for a magical Chickencow!
Cysero: ALL Chickencows are magical, by definition.
Hero: What?
«Scene zooms out to show Cysero sitting on the floor next to the children»
Cysero: They are magical creatures… created by magi thousands of years ago to provide eggs, milk, beef and fowl all from the same creature.
«Close up of Hero»
Hero: Well, this one was EXTRA magical. Jack decided to plant it in his field.
Cysero: Ah… he wanted to grow some GROUND BEEF!
Cysero: HA!
Fhaux: Shhhhh!
Hero: He thought it would grow a Steak N' Eggs tree.
Hero: But when he woke up the next day there was a black and white spotted ladder that went straight up into the clouds… and the entire village was gone.
Hero: Jack came here to find me for help, and together we climbed the ladder and found ourselves in a strange jungle in the clouds…
«Scene fades»
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