Locations/Replays:
Note: This cutscene is a parody of the cutscene Through Fire and Flame.
«Scene: Feverfew Temple»
«Fire strikes the temple, setting it aflame. A second ball of fire flies by it»
Delicious flavor text, appetizer
Nom nom nom
«Generic villager models run from the flames»
O dang. somebody forgot to turn the stove off I think
you are so forgetful! I have the mad!!
«Scene: the Queen of Monster's lair, except there's no Queen of Monsters»
Hey. We forgot to put the npc…
«The Queen of Monsters and her throne fades into view»
nvm
wonder what happes next
«Scene fades»
«Scene: Gravelyn and her Shadowscythe army»
oh that.
shadowscythy things
and some more shadowscythythings
«Scene fades»
«Scene: Hero talking to some of Tyndarius' soldiers»
Hero: Hunh. Now that I think about it, you were right, you know.
Hero: His girlfriend DOES look colder than a frozen milk-bag in winter.
Guard: i no right
Guard: Hey, is that any way to talk about your girlfriend?!
Hero: Oooooh BURN!
Guard: What. She's a beast.
Guard: I think you were supposed to get mad and hit me.
Hero: Are you going to let him talk to you in that way?
«The second guard attacks the first. The Hero beats all of them up»
«The Hero stands next to the defeated guards lying on the ground»
Hero: Looks like their tempers were too hot to handle.
Hero: I hope Tyndarius is that easy!
«Screen shakes and pans to the left. Pyralis is standing there.»
Pyralis: Oh! Looks like you had things under control after all.
Hero: Mmmm roast meat. Smells like dinner at my mom's house.
Pyralis: Look. Insert vital information about the thing we mentioned at the start of the story.
«Close up of Pyralis»
Pyralis: It's the key to that bad thing, and now I am telling it to you.
Pyralis: The water priests have gathered, and their prayer-chants have begun.
Pyralis: If we're going to do this, we've got to hurry!
«Scene fades»
«Scene: Tyndarius and his army»
General: Report report report
Tyndarius: Well. Dat sux.
General: Report report report
Tyndarius: Oh no.. I might have j-j—j-J-J-JUST F-FF-FLEXXXED TOO HARD!!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHH! CLENCH. CLENNNNNCH.
«Tyndarius glows with light and gets a power-up»
Tyndarius: HEY. …ABS.
Tyndarius: AWSUM
Tyndarius: I M GOING TO FLEX N STUFF. BRB
«Scene fades»
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