• Battleon Town - 'Explotation' button in top menu of Aria's Pet Shoppe

«Scene: A faceless EbilCorp drone places an EbilCorp logo on a dog that's sitting on the ground, which licks the logo»

Chairman Clone: Here at EbilCorp we are committed to exploiting the environment.

«The drone stands up and the screen zooms out»

Chairman Clone: Using the last drop of oil, chopping down the tallest trees, putting the most endangered species to work.
Chairman Clone: For US.

«The drone kicks the dog away»

«Scene fades»

«Scene: Chairman Platinum»

Chairman Clone: Nothing is too cute to be exploited for ebil… especially not if its cuteness makes you pay us to stop.

«Chairman Platinum's teeth shine and the scene fades to black»

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