«Hero at Catapult, with Fred, Will, Drakath present»
Hero: Okay, ready!
Fred: Dude, why didn't we think of THAT!?
Will: FIRE AT WILL!
«Drakath activates catapult, a rock launches, hits dome's wall, bounces off wall, hits Fred, bounces off floor, almost hits Will but he gets out of the way just in time»
Will: Hmmm. Not even a scratch. What is this place made of? This is totally bogus!
Fred: (offscreen) Most heinous. Most non-excellent. I think my body broke. I'm just gonna sit here for a while.
«To dome's wall, Collector appears»
Collector: Hello again, is everyone getting along?
«To Drakath, et al.»
Drakath: Eh, bite me.
Collector: Good! I have a little surprise for Will and Fred!
Will: I get to wake up?
Collector: Since you two can't cut it in the vocalization department, I've made completely perfect duplicates of you optimzed for maximun vocal
«Collector spawns dopplegangers»
Doppleganger: We're you, dude!
«To Will and Fred»
Fred: Take your stinking paws off our genetic code you darned dirty collector!
Collector: Perhaps they're not QUITE perfect. They will probably need to take your life energy to complete themselves…
Collector: … but don't worry, other than being dead you won't be harmed in any way.
Collector: You'll stay in perfect condition.
Drakath: I'm sure that's a relief.
«To Collector, he opens a green portal, doppelgangers go through and enter the dome»
Collector: Once they have your life energy, I will be ready to display my collection to the rest of my people! This is so exciting!
«Collector teleports away, to Hero»
Hero: That thing around the Collector's neck…
Drakath: He calls it his Vigilette. He uses it to view realities and travel through space and time.
Hero: Then that is exactly what we need.
Drakath: Um, I think I have a plan. But we'll need to get his attention.
Will: You gotta help us! You gotta kill those doppelgangers!
Fred: He's going to kill us!
Drakath: Yeah, that'll work!