David

J6's Cousin aka the Mad Green Inventor
Hey There! Did J6 send you? I've been waiting here for someone to help me out on a pretty important mission. Well… it's important to me… and that's all that matters, right? Right! I'm on a quest to find my true self. Wanna help me achieve this dream?

Sure
…you're really going to help me? Great! This is exactly what I needed to hear. All my life I've been trying to find my true self. And with your help I know I can achieve my dreams! Let's get started!

Trueself?
Being human is so overrated. I've never been happy as one. It's just not for me. So I thought to myself: why should I be stuck as a human when I can try another animal species out? This world is a pretty magical place, so anything is possible, right? Let's find out!

- David's Quests

After completing the 'Go Fetch!' quest:

J6's Cousin aka the Mad Green Inventor
Bow-WOW?! More like bow-fail. I thought being a dog would be GREAT… but no one wants to walk me! And you wouldn't believe how many other dogs want to sniff my… ANYWAY! I think I know what I want to wanna be now. Want to help man's best friend?

- David's Quests

After completing the 'A Fowl Costume Change' quest:

J6's Cousin aka the Mad Green Inventor
I thought being a vulture would work out! Being able to eat what I want, when I want, no matter whose name was on the to-go box… *sigh* I guess scavenging through my roommate's fridge wasn't the best idea. But wait—I've got another one that will totally blow my vulture costume out of the water!

- David's Quests

After completing the 'After a While...' quest:

J6's Cousin aka the Mad Green Inventor
*sigh* Do you know how hard it is to make friends when everyone runs away from you? And those who don't run are trying to make a purse out of me! I'm just not suited for a fashion statement. I'm just too chicken! … wait… a chicken… hmmm.. now that's an idea I can cockadoodle-DO!

- David's Quests

After completing 'Who You Callin' a ChickenMan?' quest:

J6's Cousin aka the Mad Green Inventor
Thank you for helping me find my true self. And now I have more one task to do before I am complete. As a self-proclaimed mad green inventor, it is my duty to make sure I live an eco-friendly life. I'm going to need your help with my latest and greatest and only invention!

- David's Quests

After completing the 'Solar Powered Wind Burning Air Conditioning Stove' quest:

J6's Cousin aka the Mad Green Inventor
Thank you so much for all your hard work, friend! I couldn't have done any of this without you. When I become the world-wide-famous-ChickenMan-who-invented-the-Solar-Powered-Wind-Burning-Air-Conditioning-Stove, I will be sure to thank YOU personally! Cluck cluck.

- Mad Green Inventor Shop


Location: David's Cabin

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