- At 3D Battleon
- At 8-Bit Battleon Town
- At Akiba - Chinese New Year
- At Alina's Wedding
- At Artixpointe
- At BakeShop of Horrors
- At BattleCon / Vendor Booths
- At Battleon
- At Battleon Town
- At Carnaval
- At Catacombs
- At Cathedral of Time
- At Cysero's Clubhouse
- At Cysero's Wedding
- At Cysero's Secret
- At Deadmoor
- At DF Lesson
- At EbilCorp HQ
- At Event Hub
- At Fear House
- At Frostval Past
- At GardenQuest
- At J6's Wedding
- At LIMFT
- At Love Lockdown
- At Meateor Town
- At Oaklore
- At Shadow Battleon
- At Shadowfall War
- At Third Spell
- At Tutorial
- At Twilight Slums
- At Ubear
- At Underground Lab
- At Yulgar's Inn
- At Yulgar's Party
3-Dimensional Mad Weaponsmith!
See that tear in the sky? Yep, that's a rift between our Lore and the world of AQ3D. Their extra dimension is leaking out of it and causing everything here to inflate. I think I can flatten it all back out again, but I'll need to build an ADDING machine.
Adding Machine?
No, not an adding machine. An ADDING Machine -- an Additional Dimension Destabilizer and INertia Generator! A device that will calculate exactly how far back we need to set the Dimensional Dial to reset the world. Have you seriously never heard of this before?Nope
Why are we building an ADDING machine if we're taking a dimension away? That's easy. It's because… hmm. Well, it's because subtraction is just backwards addition. Since we want to go BACK… we subtract!
Mad Magical Weaponsmith!
Hiya! Welcome to my forge/bakery. Can I interest you in some of my latest experimental weapon designs? Or an experimental muffin? Actually, you know what's more fun? Why don't you just go around and poke things and I'll just stand here in the corner and watch what happens to you. Mind the man-eating baguettes.
Bakery?
I'm not just a one-dimensional video game character, you know. I have lots of interests beyond my magical weapon making. One of my many passions is the fine art of baking. One of my other passions is collecting whales but that's a lot more expensive than baking so I haven't gotten very far. In face, I don't have a single whale… YET.Your Left Sock?
You want to know what I've done with your left sock? What makes you think I have it? Blaming ME for your missing sock seems like something a GUILTY person might do. Are you sure that YOU didn't take it? Alright… WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOUR SOCK? Oh that's right. I have it. Somewhere.
Enhancements
All these class trainers trying to sell you on Strength, Endurance, Dexterity, Intellect and Wisdom are fine… but if you REALLY want to have some fun you need some more RANDOM in your life. All MY Enhancements are heavy on Luck (which also helps you crit)!
- Cysero Merge Shop
- Cysero's Quests
During and after completing the 'Chat with Cysero' quest:
Mad Magical Weaponsmith!
You need something that can get in to the center of Lore? Hold on, let me check my "Ways to get to the center of Lore folder". No, I'm not being sarcastic, why? OH here is it. Hmmm. Here's a good one but it's labeled "DO NOT USE, you'll let all dirt out of the planet!". I wonder what I was thinking? I'll need a few Materials…
After completing 'The Spark' quest:
Mad Magical Weaponsmith!
While you go find the ingredients for the growth potion I'll work on tiny controls and luxury furniture for the inside of the digging machine. That way, when we make it bigger it will be ready to go. It'll be like decorating a doll house that can withstand up to 7 million atmospheres of pressure!
Mad Keyboardist
Did you know it's the year of the Rooster? You know what that means, right?
*Cysero bangs out some chords on his keyboard*
That's right! It's time to summon Zeuster, the Chickencow God, through the power of electronic dance music!
Music?
Years ago, the Secret Order of Sriracha Holycud worshipped a powerful being who we THINK is actually Zeuster the Chickencow God. Sriracha is hot and red, and Zeuster is half chicken, so clearly this year - the year of the Rooster, the color Red and the element of Fire - is the perfect time to perform their sweet, danceable hymn and see if my theory is correct!
Zeuster?
Oh, yeah. Great guy. The Head Cheese Omelette. Kind of a big deal up on Mount Beeflympus. They say (… they have a lot of sayings…) that his name is a portmanteau of “Zeus” and “Rooster.” Makes sense to me!
After completing the 'HolyCud Crooner' quest:
Mad Keyboardist
Are you ready to hear the ancient hymn of Sriracha Holycud? Better sit down and strap in, cause this is a good one!
Sing It To Me!
He’s half a cow, and half chi-cken, and he likes to burn the laaaand.Yeah! Yeah!
He’s half a cow, and half chiiii-cken, and he has a master plan!Gimme More!
Half-a-cow! And chicken! Chicken! And half-a-cow!
After completing the 'Summon the Spicy One' quest:
Mad Keyboardist
Aaaah! This isn’t how it was supposed to be! Did I not play the right song? Was the red a bad idea? Make it stop! Make it stoooooop!
After completing the 'Too Hot to Handle?' quest:
Mad Keyboardist
I’m going to take that as confirmation - The Secret Order of Sriracha Holycud really WAS worshipping Zeuster, the Chickencow God! Or… I don’t know, maybe that was actually his flaming brother. It all went by so fast! Oh, well - at least I got a good song out of it! Let me know if you want to hear it again!
Music?
Years ago, the Secret Order of Sriracha Holycud worshipped a powerful being who we THINK is actually Zeuster the Chickencow God. Sriracha is hot and red, and Zeuster is half chicken, so clearly this year - the year of the Rooster, the color Red and the element of Fire - is the perfect time to perform their sweet, danceable hymn and see if my theory is correct!
Zeuster?
Oh, yeah. Great guy. The Head Cheese Omelette. Kind of a big deal up on Mount Beeflympus. They say (… they have a lot of sayings…) that his name is a portmanteau of “Zeus” and “Rooster.” Makes sense to me!
Sing It To Me!
He’s half a cow, and half chi-cken, and he likes to burn the laaaand.Yeah! Yeah!
He’s half a cow, and half chiiii-cken, and he has a master plan!Gimme More!
Half-a-cow! And chicken! Chicken! And half-a-cow!
Mad Weaponsmith
I've got good news and helpful news. The GOOD news is that Alina made it to the Castle and was seen speaking with the King. The helpful news is that you just missed Rolith. He left to go find where Alina's gone. That means you can surprise him with a finished to-do list once they return.
- Cysero's Quests
- Alina's Wedding (Shop)
After completing the 'From the Soul' quest
Mad Weaponsmith
I'm ALMOST finished smithing the ring Rolith asked me to make for Alina. But I haven't found the right flavor of gemstone. It'll need to be JUST right to do what I've got in mind! If you've got time to add an item to your to-do list, mind running up to Dwarfhold and seeing what gems Geopetal's got laying around?
Mad Weaponsmith, Green Mage
Awwwww, yeah! I LOVE birthday parties, and look how many new friends have shown up to help us celebrate! Those creepy rotting fellas, and that wee little ghost-y one. She's a cutie, don't you think? I love a girl with a big grin!
Artix wants to send her on home, though, so you should help gather all the artifacts to free her from the Curse of the Phantom Pixel. Dead pixels, man… they always cause trouble for us artists. I one killed a pixel. Couldn't draw for DAYS afterwards without feeling all fuzzy.
- 6th Birthday Rares
- Class Merge Shop
- Class Quests
- Haunted Muffins
Mad Weaponsmith!
Say, you haven't seen the Hero, have you? I just went to get the spiced whipped cream and then… POOF. He vanished like a skullberry squished underfoot at the Zombie Jamboree. The pie's looking great, though! After all that hunting, I'm up for a slice. Anyone else?
The Pie of Rising Evil
So golden-brown, its crust all ridged, peach filling to me calls. The Pie of Rising Evil: woe! It will consume us all!The baker, mad as anything, the recipe arranged. Much more than peaches he put in, I fear he's quite deranged!
A weapon-smith by day, he bakes when twilight dims the land. And in his forge, the anvil's place is where his oven stands.
Inscrutably he wields his whisk: he blends and beats with speed. Ingredients beyond my ken, though he knows what it needs.
The dough is made of this and that, the filling's made of these. Though what "those" are what we cannot know, I'm sure that they will please.
Or would, if it were not for that, which makes me quake with fear. I do not know what makes it glow, or how it's coming near!
I blink my eyes; it's moved two feet! My mouth opens to scream! Its molten filling dribbles out, a steaming peachy stream.
Two crusty lips are smiling wide, a mouth made of split dough all lined inside with fruits and things I do not want to know.
Its poisoned whispers fill my mind, sweet clouds of steam embrace. The hisses promise me delight, from just one lethal taste.
Two gaping steam-slits glare at me; the wounds predict my own. And yet the scent deliciously soothes fear of the unknown.
The baker is no longer there; I know not where he's gone. And all that's left besides the pie: me and a fork, alone.
I'm sure not all experiments made by this baker-mage, progress to such a deathly sweet, dark culinary stage.
And yet I cannot think of that; a Hunger moves my feet towards the Pie, my fork outstretched. My only thought: to eat!
It seems the Pie, too, is agreed that we must share a meal. Its mouth and mine both open wide; then Pain is all I feel.
The Mad Weaponsmith, BattleGems Art Lead
Oh, hey, Hero! Man, it's been a while since I talked to you, right? Me, Artix, Yergen and the BattleGems team are building our first mobile game… which is WAY better than building our first mobile washing machine! (You can't play on those… YET.) Keep an eye on Artix's Design Notes, because this baby is almost ready, and you are definitely going to want to check it out!
Talk
The original AdventureQuest was described as a "lunch break style game." That would make this new game we are creating, it's snack sized, ultra delicious brother… perfectly sized to fit your pocket. (Unlike washing machines.) Build combinations of different gems to defeat monsters, get new gear, and explore the world!
During April Fools 2020:
Mad Ubear Conductor
Hero, you made it! I know you know how things go on April First. I thought you might have decided to /join some remote island in the middle of the Seven Seas. So glad you didn't because now YOU'LL be one of the first to preview my new travel feature: the UBEAR X-PRESS!
- Bear Necessities
- Take an Ubear
*whispers* The big guy's still hi-bear-nating. Gotta save up energy for all the trips we'll make soon. I set his alarm for this Friday.
Wake Him Up!
Didn't your mother ever tell you to let sleeping bears lie? No? Neither did mine. But it's good advice. Besides, if he's as hungry as I am after I finish hibernating, you won't be able to be anywhere near those teeth. OR that morning breath.
If you're looking for something to do while you wait, I hear a Chaorrupted Dragon is attacking the Sisterhood of the Dishpan Hands temple. Snag some mouthwash while you're there for this guy, yeah?
Seriously?
… No. Bears don't use mouthwash. But heroes DO need weapons. And I hear the Sisterhood of the Dishpan Hands has a new soap-carver. The bathtub gremlins say she carves weapons out of soap. Now THAT is genius!
If you find any while you're in their Temple, don't pass up your chance to snag a Sword of Soap. I wouldn't.
Soap… Weapon?
Sure! You can do a lot with soap. Put it on a rope… make a fluffy souffle… carve it into weapons… The usual. It's not magical. No buffs or bonuses. It's just a good, clean blade that will keep your backpack smelling lemony fresh.
Remember: With a good piece of soap, some twine, and your left thumb, there's not much a Hero can't do. But make sure it's YOUR left thumb. I'm attached to mine.
- To the Temple
During AQ3D Invasion the Dricken:
And the Dricken
Hey, Hero! Now, I know Cysero and the Dricken sounds like the BEST honkytonk band name this side of the Dwarfhold Mountains, but that's not why I'm here. not today. Tomorrow is for honkytonk. Today is for telling you that the heroes over in our AdventureQuest 3D spatio-time-distorted gamespace are unlocking the Dricken travel form this weekend. I figured you, being the kind of hero who likes things, would appreciate knowing that.
Drickens here?!
Drickens here, drickens there, drickens, drickens everywhere! That was the rhyme my Nonna used to sing as I constructed my first Sandwich of Mass Consumption. Man, that thing was tasty…. Still is. 25 years in and I'm still noshing. But you wanted to know about drickens HERE. I'm sure there somewhere. Everything is SOMEWHERE, right? It's just a matter of figuring out where that somewhere is. How 'bout I take a looksee and let you know in a few weeks? For now, find them in AQ3D.
After April Fools 2016:
3-Dimensional Mad Weaponsmith
The AQW team has been working on the new server, and asked me to show them how some of the AQ3D code could be used to add an extra dimension of gameplay to the game…. WHAT DO YOU THINK!? Yeah, they looked like that when they saw it, too. Click the "AQW:3D" button below to see the rest of my preview! (And battle to earn some wickeDDD gear!)
During AQ3D Alpha Test:
3-Dimensional Mad Weaponsmith
Hey, Hero! Long time no see! I just popped in from AQ3D - our new 3D MMO. The Alpha test is happening right now, and any AQW Legend can join the testing to help us build AQ3D from the ground up!
I could really use your help in spreading the word about our new game. If we can get the Facebook post I linked to the right shared 1000 times, everyone in AQWorlds will get a FREE Clawg pet! 20,000 times, everyone in AQWorlds will get a SECOND free Clawg pet!
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You're in 3D?
I sure am! I hope into a wormhole and tunneled through space and time from MY 3-dimensional world into this 2-dimensional one. It's pretty flat here. I feel like I'm about to pop.
But it's all worth it if it means you'll come join us in AQ3D - anyone who helps us out will become an AlphaKnight and unlock wicked-awesome exclusive rewards and bragging rights!AQ3D?
Can't wait for AQ3D? YOU DON'T HAVE TO! Any AQW Legend can come battle in 3D right now - click the button below to go to the AQ3D site and create your account!
- TO AQ3D
During Left Sock Memorial Day:
Mad Magical Weaponsmith!
Hi, I'm Cysero unless you are. But I think I am today. May 9th is "Left Sock Memorial Day". It is a day set aside for all the left socks that have gone missing over the years. I've gathered some items for you to help bring attention to this often overlooked tragedy.
Socks?
People often ask "Hey Cysero, what's your deal with Left Socks?". I usually just smile at them until they go away. It's an important life lesson about answers not coming that easily. You see, matter can't be destroyed so they have to go somewhere and I found out where. That secret, like most knowledge, is only useful if you find out for yourself so… think of some questions and go find the answers!
Mad Magical Weaponsmith!
Hiya! Welcome to my forge/bakery. Can I interest you in some of my latest experimental weapon designs? Or an experimental muffin? Actually, you know what's more fun? Why don't you just go around and poke things and I'll just stand here in the corner and watch what happens to you. Mind the man-eating baguettes.
Bakery?
I'm not just a one-dimensional video game character, you know. I have lots of interests beyond my magical weapon making. One of my many passions is the fine art of baking. One of my other passions is collecting whales but that's a lot more expensive than baking so I haven't gotten very far. In face, I don't have a single whale… YET.Your Left Sock?
You want to know what I've done with your left sock? What makes you think I have it? Blaming ME for your missing sock seems like something a GUILTY person might do. Are you sure that YOU didn't take it? Alright… WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOUR SOCK? Oh that's right. I have it. Somewhere.
Enhancements
All these class trainers trying to sell you on Strength, Endurance, Dexterity, Intellect and Wisdom are fine… but if you REALLY want to have some fun you need some more RANDOM in your life. All MY Enhancements are heavy on Luck (which also helps you crit)!
Item Upgrades
Yo, Hero! I heard you've been busy; that's a pretty full backpack you're carrying. Man… I've got this itch I can't scratch, riiiiiight inside my thumb. You know what helps? Smithing, and lots of it. So if you can get the goods, I can bang out some sweet upgrades to some of your gear.
- Cysero Merge Shop
- Cysero's Quests
During and after completing the 'Chat with Cysero' quest:
Mad Magical Weaponsmith!
You need something that can get in to the center of Lore? Hold on, let me check my "Ways to get to the center of Lore folder". No, I'm not being sarcastic, why? OH here is it. Hmmm. Here's a good one but it's labeled "DO NOT USE, you'll let all dirt out of the planet!". I wonder what I was thinking? I'll need a few Materials…
After completing 'The Spark' quest:
Mad Magical Weaponsmith!
While you go find the ingredients for the growth potion I'll work on tiny controls and luxury furniture for the inside of the digging machine. That way, when we make it bigger it will be ready to go. It'll be like decorating a doll house that can withstand up to 7 million atmospheres of pressure!
During the 'A Golden Blade' quest:
Mad Magical Weaponsmith!
Hiya! Welcome to my forge/bakery. Can I interest you in some of my latest experimental weapon designs? Or an experimental muffin? Actually, you know what's more fun? Why don't you just go around and poke things and I'll just stand here in the corner and watch what happens to you. Mind the man-eating baguettes.
Bakery?
I'm not just a one-dimensional video game character, you know. I have lots of interests beyond my magical weapon making. One of my many passions is the fine art of baking. One of my other passions is collecting whales but that's a lot more expensive than baking so I haven't gotten very far. In face, I don't have a single whale… YET.Your Left Sock?
You want to know what I've done with your left sock? What makes you think I have it? Blaming ME for your missing sock seems like something a GUILTY person might do. Are you sure that YOU didn't take it? Alright… WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOUR SOCK? Oh that's right. I have it. Somewhere.
Enhancements
All these class trainers trying to sell you on Strength, Endurance, Dexterity, Intellect and Wisdom are fine… but if you REALLY want to have some fun you need some more RANDOM in your life. All MY Enhancements are heavy on Luck (which also helps you crit)!
Forge the Soulflare
A solid gold blade? Well, an alloy is best, because it'll be more sturdy, but… yeah, I can do that. But I'll need you to do me a favor first!
- Do Him a Favor
Mad Weaponsmith and Creative Lead of AQ3D
Hero, my buddy, my pal. It's GREAT to see you here, and all in one piece. After that last time we got together… you know, my walls still smell like frosting. It's wonderful. Very suitable for today's occasion. Happy 10 12 years of defying everyone who wants to defeat you!
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Party Rocker
HI! Ready for Carnaval? You want the coolest Carnaval gear? Great! Check out these shops and festoon yourself in fantastic festival costumes. Beleen’s got some quests she needs help with, too.
The Mad Weaponsmith
Hiya! You found me but lost Kimberly. I don't really know what these cultists are after but it's probably not her autographs. You've got to find and free Kimberly from these cultists before it's too late!
After completing the 'Demolish De'Sawed FOR REAL' quest:
The Mad Weaponsmith
Hey, are you looking for De'Sawed's Stinger for the merge shop back in Asylum? De'Sawed is still down here somewhere. You can try for the stinger if you want. Me? I'm still looking for that lunchmeat/sofa.
Champion of Chaos
What? Chaos Lords? Fight Sepulchure? Naaaah! Sounds pointless and un-fun. I can think of MUCH better ways to use my newfound power. I mean, come on, would you LOOK at this room?
Mad Magical Weaponsmith!
Hiya! I'm Cysero, and this is my Clubhouse! I think it was someone else's a while ago but no one complained when I redecorated so I guess it's mine now. You are welcome to poke around, play with things, push buttons, break stuff… whatever. Just have fun… or else.
Talk
I've made a lot of changes to the clubhouse! What do you want to know about?Riddles
I've moved the statue of the Riddlelord Golem into one of the rooms on the bottom floor. I think it makes a nice centrepiece… kinda brings the room together and he's also a great guard to my Surplus Weapon Vault. If you happen to find your way in there… and survive, help yourslef to whatever you can find! Enjoy!Yogurt
A while ago I accidentally opened up a portal to the Demi-elemental Plane of Yogurt. I started cleaning it up but founnd that it has some… unique properties. I'm keeping it there until I can take a closer look at it. Be aware that it has some weird effects on people. Also, it's very slippery. I wouldn't wear nice clothes in there.Potions
I've got a small alchemy lab set up on the second floor to help with some of my experiments. If you push the big button that says "Do Not Push" you can toss a potion at your friends. It might change their color for a little while but it won't have any lasting effects on them. I think.Portal
I have no clue what the thing is all about… it was here when I got here. It seems to lead to some creepy spot (on Lore… I think) that is filled with giant, bloodthirsty spiders. As mystery portals go, I've been thorugh worse.Secret
Oh yea! I added a secret door in the house somewhere! I should probably try and remember where it is because I left a ring of summoning stones in the secret room. Who knows what kind of monsters might be pouring out of that thing by now. If you happen to find it, let me know where I left it, K?
Where to Go?
Inside my Clubhouse! Unless you don't like the indoors, and I hear what you're thinking with that. Doors can be really closed off sometimes. In that case, I recommend you head to Mobius. There's this Mage there, a really twisted guy. Looks good in purple, though. That portal over there will take you right into him.
Like Saving Princesses?
Then you're going to LOVE this. Princess Tara, King Alteon's youngest daughter, has been kidnapped by Bloodtooth the Dragon. AND it is attacking Battleon. Hey, at least he's dreaming big! But we need YOU to stop him without hurting the Princess. Good luck, Hero!
Mad Weapon Smith
Hey, hi there. You want me to show you the list? What list? Oh, right the LIST.
- Cysero's List
- Cysero's Wedding (Shop)
After completing the 'Boil it, mash it, put it in a stew...' quest:
Mad Weapon Smith
Thanks! I really appreciate all the hard work. Now, go have some cake.
The Mad Weaponsmith
The Queen's Sages must be pretty well trained to be able to last this long in here. My shop is NOT friendly to intruders. You need to get these corndogs out of my place before they touch all my stuff! Especially those ancient goose bones!
Cookies?
Oh, you want to know what is up with all the cookies? Well, lemme tell ya! Those nasty Sages infiltrated my kitchen and stole my cookies! My extra-special favorite cookies. My own special recipe and you know what that means! Lots of sugar and just a little splash of Saucero. Get me back my cookies and I'll trade them for stuff in my shop!On Screen 6:
White Room?
This is the room where I store all the colors that haven't been invented yet. You probably can't see any of them. That's because they haven't been invented yet. Trust me. They're there.On Screen 13:
Bathtime?
When I built this place I forgot a bathroom so I just linked it to Yulgar's. I don't think he minds. I know it may seem like a spend a lit of time here but really I'm saving time by taking a bath and washing my clothes at the same time.
After completing the 'Ancient Goose?' quest:
The Mad Weaponsmith
OK… that didn't go as planned but I have a Plan B! The goose's natural enemy is nature's cozy hat, the raccoon! We're going to have to build us a giant, magic powered, mechanical raccoon to defeat the ancient goose!
- Cysero's Quests
- Goose Merge Shop
After completing the 'Shut It Down' quest:
The Mad Weaponsmith
Well, that could have been a lot messier! I mean, it was preeeetttetty messy but in the grand scheme of things I think this goes in the win column, thanks!
(Oh, if you think you can beatr the Big Bad Ancient Goose, go look for him in the vault. I dare you.)
Cookies?
Oh, you want to know what is up with all the cookies? Well, lemme tell ya! Those nasty Sages infiltrated my kitchen and stole my cookies! My extra-special favorite cookies. My own special recipe and you know what that means! Lots of sugar and just a little splash of Saucero. Get me back my cookies and I'll trade them for stuff in my shop!On Screen 6:
White Room?
This is the room where I store all the colors that haven't been invented yet. You probably can't see any of them. That's because they haven't been invented yet. Trust me. They're there.On Screen 13:
Bathtime?
When I built this place I forgot a bathroom so I just linked it to Yulgar's. I don't think he minds. I know it may seem like a spend a lit of time here but really I'm saving time by taking a bath and washing my clothes at the same time.
The Mad Weaponsmith
Hiya! Thanks for coming. Did you bring the plaster and parchment? Wait, you're not here to for my 'Intro to Paper Mache Volcanoes' class? Oh, then help this ghost.
Note: Talk to me again if nothing appears in my quest window.
After completing the 'Fighting A Horse' quest:
The Mad Weaponsmith
You're doing good work here sir, madam, or other! But you're not done yet. Those rocks won't find themselves. They're rocks. They can't do that. I am almost entirely sure they can't. Note to self: Invent self-finding rocks.
After completing the 'Geist' quest:
The Mad Weaponsmith
You have laid Geist to rest… here's hoping he stays there. He needs a good long nap! Now all you need to do is to get that final stone and then SMASH 'em!
After completing the 'The Confrontation' quest:
The Mad Weaponsmith
Thank you. You set right a terrible wrong and also stopped… someone from getting a powerful… something, apparently. Full disclosure: I wasn't really paying a ton of attention but I got the impression that you did great things here today! Right? Right. So, good job.
Daily Quests?
Hey, I need some of this ghost stuff for my experiments and it's great that they are all here in one place. Help me out and you can earn my personal armor and my super hammer!
Cysero's Workshop Orb Golem
Who woulda thought you'd walk into this place? Well done, you. I'm not sure I could have, but then, I don't have feet. And I was already here, waiting for you. You'll grok the inner-workings of spacetime travel; I can feel it. I get a cracklin' in my under-orb , when things are going right. And you, you're not going to go left. Not today, at least. Not if you've got your towel on.
What does that mean?
It means that you found the workshop just in time. You're going big places, Hero, and soon. If you ain't got your towel, then you'll find yourself up a timestream without a phonebooth, if you get my drift.I… Don't
Anyone who travels through time needs the proper gear, or they're guaranteed to get lost. If you know Cysero, and I know you do, because he's got an Otherself here, too, then you know that he's the guy to have with you when you want to build a time-traveling phonebooth. And you? You definitely DO. So get to it.
Note: Replaces Cysero (Golem).
EbilCorp Influencer
Yay, free stuff! If there is anything that I like more than stuff, it's stuff Warlic had to pay for! Wait, Warlic didn't have to pay for this? Well that's— the hypotenuse of a circle is equal to the fraction of stop signs existent in the transcendental demiurge divided by the isosceles fragrance of an umathurmian Chickencow— and that's how they make canned bread! That's what you were asking about, right?
After completing the 'The M.C.P' quest:
Mad Magical Weaponsmith
You did it, Hero! I'm not sure what “it” was, but Alina told me that you— Warlic has a novelty teddy bear collection, which he tucks in every— The spell is broken? Oh, I know! I just like revealing embarrassing facts about Warlic!
Mad Bakersmith & Left Sock Mage
Yo, <Hero>! You're just in spacetime to test out my new bake. A special party deserves a special piece of pi, you know? I'm still forging the Maillard spell-gorithm, so you've got to be careful when you bite into it. It can really sock it to ya.
…Sock?
Well, yeah. You know, if you want your crust to be the perfect shade of golden-brown, you need the right proportions of protein and sugar. I've found the salt I can get from a well-worn sock, though… it adds just an extra-special flavor. Counteracts bitterness, too. Wanna help me with ingredients for the next bake run? I knew you would!
Forge
I lucked out. My wandering forge landed back in Battleon just in time for me to bathe before we get this party started. But you know me. I can't go a day without crafting something new. You come back next week, and I'll have something new for ya. You're my favorite taste-test subject. I'll give you something good if you can finish it all.
Terrified Weaponsmith!
Get it away from me! How dare you call yourself candy, you… you congealed sweat of a trolluk's armpit! And don't even think about salting yourself!**
Spreading Frostval Cheer
Hey hey! You remember this one, right? Yeah! This is the year we saved Chilly and his friends from a honking big yeti. Whee! Fun! Right? RIGHT? No? Well, look, we have to let these events play out before the Spacetimebobulator will unsummon the uhh, well, the stuff it summoned. So, we might as well get going.
What? I don't remember this.
Oh, right… this isn't just in the PAST, it's in an entirely different timeline! I guess adding my Green Magic to the mix must have made this thing a little unpredictable. But hey - it's an adventure, right?But aren't these Warlic's Memories?
Hey, Warlic is a complicated being, ok? You can't expect all of his memories to exist in a single realm, or even across a single timeline. Don't be so pedestrian.- Sure, whatever you say, man.
After completing the 'Memory #1 - Yeti or Not' quest:
Spreading Frostval Cheer
Alright, alright, I get it. That wasn't the best Frostval experience we could have chosen. But hey, look! The light on the Spacetimebobulator is green now. That means we can leave this junkhole and find something better!
Mad Magical Weaponsmith!
Hiya! Welcome to my forge/bakery. Can I interest you in some of my latest experimental weapon designs? Or an experimental muffin? Actually, you know what's more fun? Why don't you just go around and poke things and I'll just stand here in the corner and watch what happens to you. Mind the man-eating baguettes.
Bakery?
I'm not just a one-dimensional video game character, you know. I have lots of interests beyond my magical weapon making. One of my many passions is the fine art of baking. One of my other passions is collecting whales but that's a lot more expensive than baking so I haven't gotten very far. In face, I don't have a single whale… YET.Your Left Sock?
You want to know what I've done with your left sock? What makes you think I have it? Blaming ME for your missing sock seems like something a GUILTY person might do. Are you sure that YOU didn't take it? Alright… WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOUR SOCK? Oh that's right. I have it. Somewhere.
Enhancements
All these class trainers trying to sell you on Strength, Endurance, Dexterity, Intellect and Wisdom are fine… but if you REALLY want to have some fun you need some more RANDOM in your life. All MY Enhancements are heavy on Luck (which also helps you crit)!
Item Upgrades
Yo, Hero! I heard you've been busy; that's a pretty full backpack you're carrying. Man… I've got this itch I can't scratch, riiiiiight inside my thumb. You know what helps? Smithing, and lots of it. So if you can get the goods, I can bang out some sweet upgrades to some of your gear.
- Cysero Merge Shop
- Cysero's Quests
During and after completing the 'Chat with Cysero' quest:
Mad Magical Weaponsmith!
You need something that can get in to the center of Lore? Hold on, let me check my "Ways to get to the center of Lore folder". No, I'm not being sarcastic, why? OH here is it. Hmmm. Here's a good one but it's labeled "DO NOT USE, you'll let all dirt out of the planet!". I wonder what I was thinking? I'll need a few Materials…
After completing 'The Spark' quest:
Mad Magical Weaponsmith!
While you go find the ingredients for the growth potion I'll work on tiny controls and luxury furniture for the inside of the digging machine. That way, when we make it bigger it will be ready to go. It'll be like decorating a doll house that can withstand up to 7 million atmospheres of pressure!
During the 'A Golden Blade' quest:
Mad Magical Weaponsmith!
Hiya! Welcome to my forge/bakery. Can I interest you in some of my latest experimental weapon designs? Or an experimental muffin? Actually, you know what's more fun? Why don't you just go around and poke things and I'll just stand here in the corner and watch what happens to you. Mind the man-eating baguettes.
Bakery?
I'm not just a one-dimensional video game character, you know. I have lots of interests beyond my magical weapon making. One of my many passions is the fine art of baking. One of my other passions is collecting whales but that's a lot more expensive than baking so I haven't gotten very far. In face, I don't have a single whale… YET.Your Left Sock?
You want to know what I've done with your left sock? What makes you think I have it? Blaming ME for your missing sock seems like something a GUILTY person might do. Are you sure that YOU didn't take it? Alright… WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOUR SOCK? Oh that's right. I have it. Somewhere.
Enhancements
All these class trainers trying to sell you on Strength, Endurance, Dexterity, Intellect and Wisdom are fine… but if you REALLY want to have some fun you need some more RANDOM in your life. All MY Enhancements are heavy on Luck (which also helps you crit)!
Forge the Soulflare
A solid gold blade? Well, an alloy is best, because it'll be more sturdy, but… yeah, I can do that. But I'll need you to do me a favor first!
- Do Him a Favor
Mad Weaponsmith and Baker
HEY! Howyadoin'? Pretty exciting day, huh?! Oishii and I were so excited when J6 asked us to make him a very special wedding cake! Well, he didn't exactly ask us. More like we pestered him until he let us and then ignored him when he said "No" and just showed up with this big bowl before he got here. But in his heart, he's really excited about it.
Talk
You didn't know that I liked to bake? That's kind of surprising. We've known each other for so long. Then again, I have NO idea what your interests are. If we get this cake done without blowing up or collapsing time in on itself we should have a long, boring talk about what you like to do!
After completing the 'SPOOOOOOON!' quest:
Mad Weaponsmith and Baker
Thanks for helping out with the stuff for the cake. Here's a little tidbit about J6 and Cinazool… they LOVE dessert! We are pretty sure this cake is going to be the cake to end all cakes. The Omega Cake. It'll be a Cakepocalypse. The cake is most definitely NOT a lie.
Talk
You didn't know that I liked to bake? That's kind of surprising. We've known each other for so long. Then again, I have NO idea what your interests are. If we get this cake done without blowing up or collapsing time in on itself we should have a long, boring talk about what you like to do!
Mad Ubear Conductor
Wait, what are you doing here? Get back to /ubear!
- Go Now
After completing the 'Blockage' quest:
Mad Ubear Conductor
Grr! This isn't over. The Ubear WILL ride again!
After completing the 'Stop the (U)bear!' quest:
Mad Ubear Conductor
I think next time I'm going to build a BEE PLANE. Like a biplane! But it's a bee. I wonder if I can borrow one of Lim's giant, genetically altered bees to create it from? Maybe it's time for a collaboration.
Fearful Weaponsmith
Where could it be…where could it BE? I'm 394% sure I left it around here somewhere…unless. Oh no. Did I leave it with Larry back in the Pudding Realm? Shoot, I ALWAYS do that!
The Mad Weaponsmith
Heeey! Did you see the meat-eor landed? I've been waiting WEEKS for it to touch down. I figured you'd want to help take down whatever hatched. And this one's a beaut! Half-chicken, half-cow, and whole-stein… it's udder madness (my favorite kind!)! And even better… ALL the ChickenCows and chickens in the area have flocked to see her, and they're pecking up the Meateor Shards. YUM!
You KNEW?
Oh, sure I saw the meat-eor coming. Didn't you? It's been up in the sky for weeks. When no one seemed to panic, I figured I'd just see what happened, then take things from there.No point in worrying until it got here, you know?
Enhancement Trainer
Yo. Any hero can hit things with a stick, but it takes a REAL hero to wield a weapon. You're going to want to upgrade that twig into something that can do serious damage.
For that, you need to raise its stats with enhancements. The same goes for your standard armor, helm, or cape.
Mad Weaponsmith
Hey, this isn't a sun shower! There's this black shadowy inky stuff spewing out of the Eclipse, and it's splattering all over Battleon! A spot stained my laundry and after the wash, all of my knickers went goth! It's like how all your clothing goes pink when you mix your whites with a red. Hmm, are my clothes Doomed now? Like Gravelyn's blade, but with socks? I should mop up some more of this Shadow goo and see what else it can dye.
Mad Weaponsmith
One does not simply walk into Shadowfall… not if one is a lich bent on world-takeover. If I were ME, I would have just rung the doorbell. Maybe brought some sandwiches for goodwill. And then, you know, just asked if I could take over Empress Gravelyn's army. But then, unlike Noxus, my brain isn't made of reconstituted worm-rot.
When the War reached 100%:
Mad Weaponsmith
Well done, you! You Hero'd it up just in time in there. Noxus didn't stand a chance. Best luck taking down Vordred. Remember, a sandwich in your stomach is worth two in backpack! You'll need to keep your energy up for the big battle ahead.
Mad Magical Weaponsmith!
Come on, don't be afraid, it's just a walk million of miles away to the Sun, what could possibly go wrong?
After completing the 'See the Hero Run' quest:
Mad Magical Weaponsmith!
*Cysero is still babbling about peppermint and applesauce, better leave him be until he is fully recovered*
The Mad Weaponsmith
Hey, there hero. If you have a moment, I could use your help. I'm raising money for the fight against Sepulchure. Browse my SHOP and rest assured any purchase you make will help the forces of good.
Mad Weaponsmith
Magic is full of flavor, Hero, you just need to taste it fresh. And the magic in THIS town has overtones of full-bodied misery. Coats the tongue like wet dog fur, but much less pleasant. The eels are attracted to it, and locals say their numbers have exploded in recent weeks. I'm all for studying explosions! Also eels.
Talk
Whaddya say, Hero? You good to help me out while I finish here? Proper! I knew I could count on you. And I want a closer look at those rysa skulking about. They smell like magic and iron. That's pretty unusual if you're caught up on your fae-centric lore. Which I am.
Mad Ubear Conductor
Hello, hello! The first Ubear demo run is about to begin. Just purchase this Ubear token, which acts as a refillable monthly pass, and you'll be able to board.
- Cysero's Quests
- Ubear Token (Shop)
After completing the 'Ubear Token' quest:
Mad Ubear Conductor
Augh! This wasn't supposed to happen. I'm so glad you're here, buddy! You've got to help me figure out what went wrong and fix it so we can get this bus moving again!
- Cysero's Quests
- Ubear Merge
After completing the 'Blockage' quest:
Mad Ubear Conductor
Grr! This isn't over. The Ubear WILL ride again!
After completing the 'Stop the (U)bear!' quest:
Mad Ubear Conductor
I think next time I'm going to build a BEE PLANE. Like a biplane! But it's a bee. I wonder if I can borrow one of Lim's giant, genetically altered bees to create it from? Maybe it's time for a collaboration.
Before completing the 'UltraBrutal Battle' quest:
Mad Green Weaponsmith
You know what's handy? Smellin'. You know what my favorite smell is? Invisible. You never know what your sniffer will get a whiff of until you see what isn't there. Or, in this case, DON'T see what IS there.
After completing the 'UltraBrutal Battle' quest:
Mad Green Weaponsmith
Do you know where I can pick up a good washing machine? No? Guess I'll have to MAKE one. Artix doesn't really need those doorknobs anyway.
Mad Magical Weaponsmith!
Hiya! I like to take a long bath while I'm thinking up new magical inventions, experiments and weapon designs. It helps me think, gets me clean and washes my clothes at the same time! IT MAKES SENSE! The water is still warm so I don't want to get out yet. Can you gimme a hand?
Enhancements
All these class trainers trying to sell you on Strength, Endurance, Dexterity, Intellect and Wisdom are fine… but if you REALLY want to have some fun you need some more RANDOM in your life. All MY Enhancements are heavy on Luck (which also helps you crit)!
During the 'The Lenscrafter' quest:
Mad Magical Weaponsmith!
So, Hodan finally decided to head home, eh? Yeah, I can put this thing back together and since it's for YOU I'll only charge for materials. Which you provided. So it's free. BUT it might take a very very very very very long time. I should be done repairing the Cornelis Lens at… let's see… around As-Soon-As-It's-Ready O'clock!
More
Ok, it's done! Ok, so it didn't take me that long. Just goes to show you… you can never tell when these things are going to be ready. Say "Hi" to Hodan for me!
Mad Weaponsmith
Thanks for your help with that parrot ordeal.. and that whole pudding eclipse thing. It's good to know I have a friend I can always go to when things get weird.
Locations:
- 3D Battleon
- 8-Bit Battleon Town
- Akiba - Chinese New Year
- Alina's Wedding (Location)
- Artixpointe
- BakeShop of Horrors
- Battleon
- Battleon Town
- Carnaval (Location)
- Catacombs
- Cathedral of Time
- Cysero's Clubhouse
- Cysero's Secret
- Cysero's Wedding (Location)
- Deadmoor
- DF Lesson
- EbilCorp HQ
- Event Hub (October)
- Fear House
- Frostval Past
- GardenQuest
- J6's Wedding
- LIMFT (Location)
- Love Lockdown (Location)
- Meateor Town
- Oaklore
- Shadow Battleon
- Shadowfall War (Location)
- Third Spell
- Tutorial
- Twilight Slums
- Ubear (Location)
- Underground Lab
- Vendor Booths
- Yulgar's Inn
- Yulgar's Party
Notes:
- Appears on Screen 1 of Alina's Wedding (Location) after completing the 'Get Your Pinks Whiter' quest.
- Appears on Screen 3 of EbilCorp HQ after completing the 'Cysero's Contract' quest.
- Was originally introduced as the NPC Cysero in DragonFable.
- Akiba - Chinese New Year instance previously in Akiba.
- Also see:
- At 3D Battleon
- At Akiba - Chinese New Year
- At Alina's Wedding / BakeShop of Horrors
- At Battleon
- At Battleon Town
- Carnaval
- At Catacombs / Deadmoor
- At Cathedral of Time
- At Cysero's Clubhouse
- At Cysero's Secret
- At Cysero's Wedding
- At DF Lesson
- At EbilCorp HQ
- At Event Hub
- At Frostval Past / Meateor Town
- At J6's Wedding
- At LIMFT / Ubear
- At Love Lockdown
- At Oaklore
- At Shadow Battleon / Yulgar's Party
- At Tutorial
- At Underground Lab
- At Yulgar's Inn
Note: This version of Cysero is only visible if your character is level 10 or higher.
Note: Also see Cysero's Orb (NPC).
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