Court Jester's Quests

Quest Location: Event Hub (April)
Quests Begun From: Court Jester (NPC)

Explication of Derp Volume VII

I've misplaced my copy of "Derp: an Explication of the Conceptual Re-Engineering of the Societal Emphasis on Kawaii Culture, Volume VII" — oh, you've never read it? It's a MASTERFUL work, and my copy was signed by one of the foremost scholars on the subject. The Rainbow Derpicorn snatched it out of my hands while I was lollygagging last week. Recover it for me, and I'll reward you abundantly.

+ When Completed

Derp is a MOST efficacious word, and can be used as a replacement for nouns, adjectives, verbs, prefixes, infixes, suffixes… I could go on and on and on. You could say I am rather sesquipeDERPian.

Items Required:

• Explication of Derp Volume VII x1
  • Dropped by Rainbow Derpicorn (Monster)

Rewards:

• 30 Gold
• 10 Exp

Items:

• UR FAVRIT DERPZARD

The Green WeaponSnack

I'm sure you've encountered Cysero, the Green WeaponSmith, in your travels through Battleon. It isn't common knowledge, but the man is a legend. A true gourmand and a baker beyond measure. But after a long day behind a hot forge, even HE needs to replenish his electrolytes… and I can make his favorite snack: PICKLES. You bring me the ingredients from the GardenQuest and if all goes well… you'll get a treat!

+ When Completed

Fact: the popular snack commonly known as a "pickle" is technically a pickled cucumber. Many vegetables and fruits can be made even tastier by pickling them in brine, and could all be accurately referred to as a "pickle."

Items Required:

• Cucumber x1
• Salt + Sugar x1
• Spices x1

Rewards:

• 30 Gold
• 10 Exp

You may also receive, at random:

• Pickle Pullover
• Pickle Face

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