«Scene: Inside the Cursed Item Shop»
Dr. Dryden Darkwood: Oh, dear. Skudly, clean up on aisle 2.
Skudly: Skudly no do windows.
Dr. Dryden Darkwood: *Sigh*
Dr. Dryden Darkwood: Let it be known: I have traveled the world in search of these rare and unusual artifacts. I find it so typical of a hero like yourself to bash your way through such valuable commodities!
Hero: Uh, is there an alternative way of getting to you?
Dr. Dryden Darkwood: No. Certainly not.
Hero: Alright, then. This is going to get expensive!